funny conversation between cory + cinnamyn
Jun 17, 2010 15:35:03 GMT -6
Post by Judge Sam on Jun 17, 2010 15:35:03 GMT -6
if you find funny conversations maybe post them here! its too hard even for me to read every single posted conversation haha.
[03:31:11 PM] spies8cinnamyn: ayyyyyyyye cory
[03:35:03 PM] spies8Cory: Hello fat woman.
[03:35:26 PM] spies8Cory: Hambone does not like you.
[03:35:50 PM] spies8cinnamyn: lmbo.! wut makes u think i care wut dat meathead thinks about me.?
[03:36:39 PM] spies8Cory: Nothing. I am merely informing you.
[03:36:55 PM] spies8Cory: He threatened to hit me last night. I hope you don't mind that I said I'd use you as a meat shield if he tried.
[03:37:24 PM] spies8cinnamyn: no honey bunches i dont mind.! i will protect u even if u do gots whack azz facial hair
[03:37:37 PM] spies8cinnamyn: its aight i wont judge.!
[03:37:44 PM] spies8Cory: Cinnamyn, are you being a racist?
[03:38:02 PM] spies8cinnamyn: no i jus' think yo facial hair b jank
[03:38:24 PM] spies8Cory: I think your thighs "b jank"
[03:39:01 PM] spies8cinnamyn: well i luv my thighs punkin.!
[03:39:34 PM] spies8Cory: If given the option to be transformed into a woman of average weight, would you jump on board?
[03:40:18 PM] spies8cinnamyn: aw hellz naw.! furst of all i cant jump real high
[03:40:31 PM] spies8cinnamyn: second of all i luv my body and errybody else seems 2 also.!
[03:41:14 PM] spies8Cory: How did I ever guess.
[03:41:22 PM] spies8Cory: Fat black woman pride.
[03:41:33 PM] spies8Cory: It is the one group that is not infiltrated by posers.
[03:41:54 PM] spies8Cory: So clearly you have the body. Do you have the brains?
[03:41:59 PM] spies8Cory: Woman, convince me that you are intelligent.
[03:42:44 PM] spies8Cory: Because if I find no Spy this episode, I might just be forced to vote for the person who I feel is the most intellectually inferior among us.
[03:43:03 PM] spies8Cory: Would that be you, 'honey bunches'?
[03:43:03 PM] spies8cinnamyn: lmbo.! well honey dat aint gon' b me.!
[03:43:09 PM] spies8Cory: Lol.
[03:43:26 PM] spies8Cory: If you laughed your butt off, you'd lose a few stones.
[03:43:38 PM] spies8cinnamyn: well if u dont think they iz no spy da "intelligent" thing 2 do wud be 2 vote "no exile" ;-)
[03:43:55 PM] spies8Cory: I make a jest.
[03:44:03 PM] spies8Cory: It's always tempting to vote out an idiot.
[03:44:15 PM] spies8cinnamyn: o aint it tho.?
[03:44:27 PM] spies8Cory: Did you vote for Obama?
[03:44:35 PM] spies8cinnamyn: im tryin' my damndest jus' 2 not pop off on hambone
[03:44:50 PM] spies8Cory: Ignore Trombone.
[03:44:53 PM] spies8Cory: He is a meat head, as you said.
[03:45:03 PM] spies8cinnamyn: and bb i aint interested in politicks dey aint 4 me
[03:45:26 PM] spies8Cory: He's your representative, woman.
[03:45:37 PM] spies8Cory: You're telling me you did not take the opportunity of a lifetime for a woman such as yourself?
[03:45:44 PM] spies8Cory: Your people must be ashamed in you.
[03:46:17 PM] spies8Cory: Yes. In you. Because there's enough room.
[03:46:35 PM] spies8cinnamyn: shit i wuz probly doin' somethin' mo important lyke watchin soul train
[03:46:50 PM] spies8Cory: Woman, what the fuck is soul train?
[03:47:09 PM] spies8Cory: You'll be riding the soul train to hell if you don't get your head in the game and start looking for some damn Spies.
[03:47:32 PM] spies8cinnamyn: lmbo.! honey ur angriness iz so funny
[03:47:43 PM] spies8cinnamyn: u b missin' out if u aint watchin' no soul train.!
[03:47:44 PM] spies8Cory: Your massiveness is funny.
[03:48:17 PM] spies8Cory: Do you have children?
[03:48:20 PM] spies8Cory: I bet you have about twenty.
[03:48:27 PM] spies8cinnamyn: i dont got none thank u.!
[03:48:34 PM] spies8Cory: This is a lie and you know it.
[03:48:42 PM] spies8cinnamyn: but i alwayz be watchin my neices and nephews so itz lyke i got about 20.!
[03:48:48 PM] spies8Cory: There is no fat black woman who doesn't sport twenty youngin's of her own.
[03:49:23 PM] spies8Cory: I bet you enjoy the pool.
[03:49:32 PM] spies8Cory: I'd be damned if I had to drag you out of the pool when I'm on duty.
[03:49:37 PM] spies8Cory: Done it before. Wasn't pretty.
[03:49:57 PM] spies8cinnamyn: aw no bb i dont asociate myself wit' water
[03:50:48 PM] spies8Cory: Do you associate yourself with anything that is not edible?
[03:50:55 PM] spies8Cory: Okay, besides Soul Train.
[03:51:22 PM] spies8cinnamyn: well i lykes hair.! and i dont eat hair
[03:51:43 PM] spies8Cory: I bet you would eat a hare if you saw one.
[03:52:02 PM] spies8cinnamyn: if dat shit wuz deep fried and cooked 2 perfection..u damm rite i wud.!
[03:52:03 PM] spies8Cory: Do not lie to me, woman.
[03:52:17 PM] spies8Cory: So you associate yourself with hare.
[03:52:20 PM] spies8Cory: And you eat hare.
[03:52:23 PM] spies8Cory: Is that it, then?
[03:53:05 PM] spies8cinnamyn: aight wutever u iz talkin crazii
[03:53:31 PM] spies8Cory: I'm speaking English. What are you speaking?
[03:53:44 PM] spies8cinnamyn: im speakin' diva
[03:53:45 PM] spies8Cory: Is there a name for your dialect?
[03:54:00 PM] spies8cinnamyn: and u no u luv it.!
