Meet your fellow Republicans (complete!)

[Judge Sam]

Please use this thread to post the biography you submitted to me with your application. Maybe keep the talking to the introduction and other threads you make just to keep this clean.


I was unable to meet some specific physical looks you may have specified in your application, that's fine, you just may want to change up some of that in your biography by comparing it to your picture. If you can't locate your application in your e-mail (possibly in the sent folder), then just post here 'can't find it' or something and I will edit it into your post for you.

[Jenny]

First Name: Jenny
Age: 27
Gender: Female
Occupation: Court Stenographer

Jenny has seen plenty of cases come and go in her job writing out trials
in shorthand, and has seen all sorts of strange cases. From child
molesters to child custody, from spilled blood to spilled coffee, and
every way you can define the phrase "hate crime". And this is after
only two years on the job in this burg. It pays well though, so it's
hard to seriously complain about the job. It can get rather depressing
after a while, so Jenny makes sure to keep herself in high spirits by
routinely going out with friends during time off to see the town, shop,
and visit the local clubs.

[Nita]

Nita
Age: 32
Occupation: Marketer

I grew up in upstate New York and worked on a farm and as a dishwasher in a restaurant while attending high school. I graduated from the University of Texas with a BA in biology and a minor in chemistry. While in college, I sold encyclopedias door-to-door, worked in the dining hall, and ran on the track team. I next earned an MS at University of Arizona in the department of developmental biology, studying fruit fly genetics. After deciding that much of my love for science came from communicating it with others (people, not flies), I left the lab to earn a MA in teaching at Texas A&M University. I previously served as the associate director of the White House Initiative on Hispanic Education. Now I help to run a educational marketing services company. An aficionado of local theater and salsa music, I also love parades, dancing, reading, yoga and collecting giant insects. I am married to my high school sweetheart and we are expecting our first child in November.

[Savannah]

Savannah is your not-so-typical southern belle. When she is not baking or helping out at her church, she is spending time with friends and family. Adopted from South Korea at the age of two, Savannah quickly adjusted to the ways of southern life in Tennessee; although she may appear Asian on the exterior, she considers herself a true southerner at heart. Recently a high school graduate, Savannah currently works at a local bakery where she hopes to gain valuable experience she will need when attending pastry school in New York this fall. Although both of her parents are wealthy and established doctors, Savannah considers herself to be a very modest individual and is always looking for a way to give back to the community. Elected class president and captain of her cheer-squad for each year of high school, many consider Savannah’s bubbly personality to be contagious. A well rounded individual, her favorite hobbies include: baking (cakes and breads especially), playing the flute, photography, and dance. Some day, she hopes to travel the world and possibly meet her birth parents; for now, however, she will enjoy living life to the fullest.

[Hambone]

First Name: Hambone
Age: 32
Gender: Male
Occupation: Untrained Stunt Double

Hambone was born in Germany and represented one of the many lower-class citizens. After dropping out of high school, he began spending most of his time at the gym, fine tuning his muscles and sculpting his body into the vicious masterpiece that it is today. His parents criticized him for wasting his time at various fitness centers, and he attempted to prove them wrong by entering into bodybuilding tournaments, to prove to them that what he is doing with his life could still make him very successful.

After winning a couple minor tournaments in Germany and slightly shocking his parents, he sought after his biggest medal yet, the "Australian Muscle Man Tournament." He packed his bags and traveled to Australia where he competed against the best of the best. Upon the tournament's conclusion, Hambone won a respectable second place medal. A movie agent soon approached him, commenting on his powerful body and dashing good looks. The agent asked Hambone if he would be a stunt double in his next big movie, and Hambone said yes.

Hambone currently resides in Australia, where he still works out on a daily basis. Hambone has been signed for future action movies as a stunt double due to the excellent show he put on in the first movie that he stunt doubled in. Hambone's parents have attempted to contact him, but he ignores all calls and messages that they send him. While this German-Australian has proved to himself that he can be successful doing what he likes best, he still hopes to gain the love of a significant other, as well as his parents.

[Allan]

First Name: Allan
Age: 23
Gender: M
Occupation: Activist

Biography: Fresh off some time spent at his local community college, Allan is ready to change the world. Things important to Allan: Going green, equal rights, and pot legalization. Allan currently doesn't have a job, so he spends a lot of his time attending political rallies. He recently moved out to CA. Allan has a girlfriend named Leah. The two of them met at a local music festival last summer. She was won over by his skills on the guitar. Relaxed and chill, Allan is gonna go with the flow no matter what this game brings.

[Tina]

First Name: Tina
Age: 29
Gender: F
Occupation: Mail Carrier

Bio: Tina grew up the youngest of a large middle class family, so had to learn to entertain herself. This was done with the outdoors, growing up in school Tina spent most of her free time at local parks and wildlife preserves. During high school, her love affair with nature led her to continue to seek outdoor activites, and she joined the schools cross country and track teams quickly rising to a top competitor in her school's confrence.

During her final year in high school, Tina suffered a sever enough knee injury to need her to drop out of the track and cross country team, also effectively ended any chance at getting into college since that would have only been accomplished on a sports scholarship alone. After graduation, she spent a semester at the local community college, before dropping out to work as a park ranger. After a few years of ranger work, Tina decided to take up running again, and decided to join the postal service as a mail carrier, to start getting back into her old shape.

Seven years later, Tina still works as a mail carrier, which of course comes with its plusses and minuses. There is the developed fear of dogs, and the increased ammount of talking to herself due to hours of boredom, at the same time though there are benifits. Tina has regained enough strength to have been able to run multiple half marathons, and nearly has ran complete ones. A mail route has also exposed her to a wide variety of people, breaking some of her awkward shyness that she had kept with her since high school.

[Dane]

First Name: Dane
Age: 22
Gender: Male
Occupation: On-Campus Bookstore Clerk


Bio: He's a party boy, an egotist, and a gifted individual who has waltzed through life. He just graduated college with a double major in drinking and halo. He hasn't really decided what to do with his life yet, and is working at the campus bookstore over the summer because work starts late enough he can go with a hangover after a night of partying. His anthem: Gonna be a Good Night by B.E.P. His parents gave him whatever he wanted, and he has on occasion bought his grades, either by bribing a teacher or a fellow student. It's not that he's not brilliant, he just had better things to do with his time, such as drinking and halo.

[Zedekiah]

First Name: Zedekiah
Age: 24
Gender: Male
Occupation: Bait Shop Clerk/ Non-profit Militia Organizer


Raised by his reclusive grand-pappy in rural Kentucky after his parents death, Zedekiah grew up with no contact to the outside world, he was content with the survivalist hunting and small scale farming lifestyle that he was always taught. Despite rarely talking to anyone near his own age, he was allowed by his grand-pappy to buy any learning books he wanted on their occasional visits into town for construction supplies, when he applied for a GED he surprisingly did quite well for himself.

After his guardian's death, Zedekiah moved into the city for the first time, what he saw appalled him. For the first time he was exposed to immorality, he saw city life and deep down he truly believed he knew his grandfather was wise for forsaking it all those years ago. He took the life savings left to him and enrolled into law school to become a criminal prosecutor, he was soon expelled for organizing an armed rally for the second amendment, claiming that he had a right to defend himself in any way possible until he could make sure the law was obeyed.

He has now given up on college, but not his sense of justice, in his free time he has founded an unofficial authoritarian town-watch militia called "Citizen's ARREST" (Citizen's Armed Recon, Response and Enforcement of Southern Territory)

[Owen]

Name: Owen
Age: 34
Occupation: Gym Teacher

Born to a personal trainer with a Hitler complex, weighing in at a massive 11 pounds & 2 ounces, Owen has always been sympathetic towards those with weight issues. As soon as he was brought home from the hospital, his father had him on a strict diet and was already planning out intense toddler workouts. The weight was lost, but the fear of regaining it back and causing disappointment to his father never left him and has had an ample effect on his personality and life choices. Much unlike his father, who wouldn't even let Owen befriend overweight people throughout his life, Owen has always been fond of those of a greater BMI. In fact, any time he sees a plus sized person, he just wants to hug them. Because of this borderline unhealthy sympathy, he has been compared to a straight Richard Simmons without the leotard.

Owen's job as a gym teacher at an elementary school allows him to get to kids at a young age and not allow their minds to be corrupted by those intolerant to obesity. At the same time, he does his best to promote a healthy lifestyle and always encourages everyone to drop a few pounds. He believes that everything besides intercourse and water should be had in moderation, and that like intercourse, all things come with hard work and time.

Outside of the school gymnasium, Owen likes to think that he has a good sense of humor; to his face, the members of the staff room would tend to agree. He's currently single, and due to the fact that he's not sexually attracted to full(er) figured women, a solution to has yet to be found. He's generally a very happy person and gets along with a large [no pun intended] amount of the population. Those he doesn't get along with are usually bullies or insensitive/uncaring people.

[Stephanie]

Stephanie
Age: 36
Gender: Female
Occupation: Exterminator. I work for my cousin Vinny's pest control service. My cousin Vinny is a pest himself. I had to blackmail him into hiring me by threatening to show pictures to his father-in-law. Vinny is married to Louise DeMarco and Vinny is definitely scared of his father-in-law, Fingers DeMarco. Of course Vinny is not quite scared enough to stop screwing everybody and everything he can catch. I'm still not sure if those rumors about him and the German shepherd are true.


I live in a mostly Italian neighborhood in Trenton, NJ. I am only half Italian. My father is from Argentina. I complain about the neighborhood, but I wouldn't want to live anywhere else. I was married once for about 15 minutes. My ex is an ambulance chasing lawyer. My parents thought he was the perfect husband, and they still think I should have ignored him screwing my arch-enemy Darla on my dining room table. I've known Darla since grade school and always hated her. She's stolen my homework, my boyfriends, and finally my husband. I live in a cheap one bedroom apartment with my hamster, Horace. I have a most-of-the-time boyfriend, Joe, who is a Trenton police officer. Joe and I both have commitment phobias. We'll be hot and heavy for a while, and then one or the other of us will get scared, and then we will make excuses not to see each other for a few months. It's actually been about 6 weeks since I've seen Joe, and I have to say that I'm starting to miss him and certainly starting to miss the sex. My mother keeps inviting us to dinner every Wednesday night, and I keep trying to come up with excuses not to go. I'm also missing my mother's pot roast and chocolate cake. My parents live about a half mile away in the house I grew up in. My maternal grandmother lives with them now, after my grandfather died in somewhat suspicious circumstances. He had a heart attack in Vivian Pagnacio's house. Vivian was a young widow and claimed that my grandfather was at her house to help with her plumbing. Of course, my grandfather didn't know a thing about plumbing and always called the Bertacio brothers for plumbing problems at his house. So that's me, a pretty ordinary Jersey girl. I've become a little better at killing roaches, ants and mice, and I hope that I can kill spies!

[Themba]

First Name: Themba (means 'Trusted')
Age: 27
Gender: Female
Occupation: Ranger, Shamwari Game Reserve, South Africa.


Growing up as a young woman in South Africa, she was a fortunate child. The daughter of two diplomats, she travelled the globe from a very young age, eagerly embracing the unique cultures and experiences the world around her had to offer. Luckily, her parents never made her choose between religions, races or education. An only child, she was home-schooled until joining and graduating from Oxford University with a degree in International Law. By day, she works at the Reserve, not only keeping an eye on the animals, but on the people who visit them. By night, she works with South African police and Interpol to track down the many, many animal smugglers throughout Africa.

She is a kind-hearted person to those she "feels" are of good nature. She has a very finely-honed gut instinct which has kept her in good stead so far in this somewhat dangerous life. She reacts to this instinct, however will not openly show it until the time is right. She watches people intently, always looking out for those who cannot look out for themselves, but also always watching those she feels need watching.

Her parents were killed in an plane crash when she was 25, on their way back from an international trip. She lives by herself and when she is not working on a new smuggling case or at the Reserve, you can find her out with friends in one or two different nightspots she visits religiously. They are her support network - men come and go. Everything else in her life is so hectic, her good friends, good food and good laughs are what she values most in life right now.

[Bizarrondak]

Life hasn't been easy for Rondak. Born a elf in the city of Ravenspur, his life has been full of trouble. He’s not only had to battle identity crises, but he’s fought and vanquished orc hordes and dragons. He’s mastered the mage class. On his off-time, he is the life of the party at the Blue Face Inn, sleeping with a different woman every fortnight (between adventures, that is)…

Well, that’s just one side of the story. Truth be told, Decker Morris is a twenty-something slob. He’s never been kissed, nor has he bothered to use his intelligence and wit for anything beneficial. Instead, he works at a comic book store during the week, running a weekly Dungeons and Dragons campaign and discussing and critiquing fanfiction. On the weekend, though, he’s Rondak, a level 23 elf mage. He lives as Rondak for a whole weekend in a forest outside his town. And, on the weekdays, sometimes his character seeps over. He’ll often reminisce about battles like old war stories. It’s become difficult to separate Rondak and Decker, despite how vastly different they really are.

[Gabriel]

First Name: Gabriel
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Occupation: Student\"Paranormal Investigator"

Biography: o like hi there! im Gabe!!!! Im like super excited right now because of this case I'm on oh my god you should hear about it.

So im doing my usual thing of studying and looking over super cool ghost stories right? But then like i get this contact from a friend from, get ready for it, BEYOND THE GRAVE! Isn't that like totes awesome?

So anyway im like investigating this and shaking up leads for stuff and omg it leads me here! And im like 'o cool spies!' because spies are awesome and cool. what with the 'pow' im secretly watching your every move and 'pow' reporting it back and 'pow' i have awesome gadgets and sunglasses!

So where was I?

O yeah! Who I am! Im a student from northern illinois and its like awesome here i love it! I like anime, kinda under-the-radar sorts of bands and just hanging out. XD XD

I kinda like mysterious things so im going to cut this off here and be a mystery

[Kiara]

First Name: Kiara
Age: 24
Gender: Female
Occupation: Web Designer/Developer

Kiara is very kind hearted woman. She taught herself web design while she was enrolled in high school and has been doing freelance web design/developing to help pay the bills. She is a very close family person and due to being so close to her family - she is a very lovable person. She also can have issues with trusting people to early.

[Alexei]

First Name: Alexei
Age: 42
Gender: Male
Occupation: Former Soviet Soldier; he now works as a UN official.

He was born in Stalingrad, now called St. Petersburg, on September 8th, 1968. His father was a soldier in the Red Army, and took part in many battles. Because of this fact, he was always intrigued by the Red Army's operations and organization, and anted to become a soldier for them. When he was 16, his father was killed in combat. It devastated him, but also inspired him to become a soldier even more. Two years later, aged 18, he enlisted in the Red Army. He quickly advanced through the ranks of the Red Army, and stayed enlisted with them until the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991. He now works for the UN, but has recently lost faith in their ability to lead. Will he betray them and their people? Only time will tell.