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Post by Mary on Jul 14, 2010 21:42:06 GMT -6
Claude, you are one of the few reasons I am still watching this game. You are a character without roleplaying one. When you're in the right frame of mind, it's a lot of fun to watch you think aloud in those group chat transcripts. If you're a Spy, you're an amazing actor. I do think you could use a scalp massage, less stress and some herbal scalp treatments to take care of that hairline issue. My suggestion to you is to think outside your box for at least five minutes an hour. Two games ago, a Citizen with your kind of talent failed to do so and her mental blocks ended up killing off good Citizens and losing the game for the good team. Don't be a me. Unless you're a Spy. Then you can screw up all you want. Ta-ta! Love, Jenya
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Post by Mary on Jul 14, 2010 21:42:35 GMT -6
Greetings Zed, If a roleplayer roleplays a boring roleplayer, are they really roleplaying? Please try to be funny sometime. Rednecks are funny. I know you can do it. Cheers, Rondak
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Post by Mary on Jul 14, 2010 21:42:56 GMT -6
Jasmine, You look SOOOO fabulous child so you know it's not about that. Why they all hatin? I'll tell you why. First, you gots to find yourself a nice man to rub up on and keep you feelin GOOD. For me it was Desmond but for you, baby girl? I'm thinkin Tina. She's got enough man in her for the both of ya. Two words. Yumm-myyy. Next, you really got to be around more often if you want to get play and make the scene. Beautiful and boring aint no way to go through life mmmmm nnnnnn sugar. If you hate someone, hate em good. No more of this half-assed hate. Put your ovaries into it and make em feel you comin. And you know it's all about shavin. Shave your lip, shave your bikini and your adam's apple, baby you might even shave that mullet off completely and still look fiiiine. Sinead got nothin on you, Jazzy. Now go catch me some spies baby. And look fabulous doing it. Kisses, Cookie
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Post by Mary on Jul 14, 2010 21:43:28 GMT -6
Allan, WHO THE HELL IS ALLAN? From my perch atop the world of spies, I see no Allan in my glorious kingdom. This Allan must be hiding under a rock or a log or a spare Abrams lying out back by the outhouse. LAME. I need no such boring, unintelligent subjects as you, RECYCLE-BOY. I need you to entertain and serve me. If you have a role, you must use it to please me and exalt my glory and rub my back. Like Gordy did, but without the mess. If you don't start making me laugh NOW, I'm going to recycle your face. ACCEPT SOME FUCKING RESPONSIBILITY FOR BORING ME If you are a spy with a shitty role, I banish thee to the Toolshed, where you can trade hairstyle tips with Mistaki. You both fail at life and hair. Why do they keep you around anyway? Because you're cute? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA No. You look like KING SINGE before he burned off all his hair. *SLAP* All Hail, QUEEN Candy
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Post by Mary on Jul 14, 2010 21:44:05 GMT -6
Hi, Awohali. You must have been a car mechanic at one point or another, cause I've never seen that many bad jokes from a guy who didn't have oil all over his trousers. If you're a Citizen, you are doing a fine job except for not being around enough to fully integrate as some Spy's pet. If you're a Spy, it doesn't appear that you have a pet yet. You might want to find one that doesn't shriek, as I've found I'm nearly deaf after my recent experience bound to a harpy for all eternity. Oh pickles. Otto
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Post by Mary on Jul 14, 2010 21:44:33 GMT -6
Tina,
Your first instinct is usually right. Stick with it and quit second-guessing yourself.
Please don't be a spy.
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Post by Mary on Jul 14, 2010 21:44:58 GMT -6
Dear Jenny, Eventually, being a double agent is going to get you killed. Probably by exile. When you lurk in chat rooms all day every day gathering information, eventually people will start asking questions when you don't spot anything but citizens like Callahan and defend them. You might want to have a roleclaim ready, and one that doesn't involve lying about your role or giving gifts to Spies. Also, never be the last remaining member of an apparent Citizen alliance. It gets you exiled every time. Good Luck, Iris
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Post by Mary on Jul 14, 2010 21:45:38 GMT -6
To Chance: You no try to find Spies for tanto longo, lazy hombre Afortunado. Que malo! Porque you waste tu cabeza like that? Either tu find Spies o tu es a Spy. Quien es tu? You screwin up your team either way, so quit bein so lazy, si? Nita
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Post by Mary on Jul 14, 2010 21:46:28 GMT -6
To Mary: Crazy bitches get exiled. Period. I know from personal experience, my dear girl. It doesn't matter whether you're a Spy like Adrasteia or a Citizen like me. Eventually the kids realize you have the devil in you and poof, you're gone. After you're gone, everyone will tell you it was your own fault. Don't listen to them. After all, they're all Spies in one way or another. And those Spies for Jesus are the worst kind. I have to go. Satan's on line 2. Love, Martha
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Post by Mary on Jul 14, 2010 21:47:17 GMT -6
owenn, u no i dont hav a lot of time bcause ive reecentlly started a cat-jerkey bizness but i haf to say you are borin and where iz all the motherlanding and other funn tings we expectfrm u? if u actaully maek me laff unce i will give you this pepsi bottel full of warts i cut offa my fut. i wont hold my breth. you voted tree spies is good but spies is more dan just tht. if u r spy stop bein jerkey to yur frindz. kelytom
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Post by Mary on Jul 14, 2010 21:49:28 GMT -6
Hey Lawrence, A couple of tips on being a successful magician. First, make sure to have a beautiful woman with you at all times to distract the audience from what you're actually trying to do. A woman like Madison, whose radiant smile sparkles like the stars in the night sky. God, I miss her. Second, don't try to make the bitch your bitch. You will get burned, and the experience might just turn you gay for life or make you join a frat and render you permanently unable to express yourself in complete words. I NO, RITE? Finally, disappearing is only interesting the first time you do it. You need a second act. Get a clue noob, Zander
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Post by Mary on Jul 14, 2010 22:15:34 GMT -6
Hello Dearest Cinnamyn
How are you doing? I hope you are playing nice and playing fair!
*lots of smudges and blotches*
You know what this Burg really needs? No, not more naked pictures of Taye Diggs.
Ok, maybe just one.
You need to step up and be the Momma that this whole divided Burg needs. You have tried your best to "get things started" with polite discussion and fun, and I do hope you continue this kind of activity, if not make it better. But you need to be more vocal and take some real stands.
Only three words:
SHARE, TRUST and THINK for the spies will fight with disunity, doubt and misinformation.
I really hope you will keep my words of advice in your minds and in your heart, my beautiful battleship-sized bonbon.
Keep on fighting, truth is on our side! Or if you're a spy, here, have this cookie with the bright green sprinkles.
Momma Sherri
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Post by Mary on Jul 14, 2010 22:16:22 GMT -6
stephanie, i had a dream last night where everyone went and got very drunk and decided to destroy Owen's house, in the name of fun. you climbed the flagpole and swung around til it snapped and you fell thru the skylight which was AWESOME. good job on ya. you are crazy which is good so roll with it and don't sweat the "weirdo" comments. here are some ways to look more Cit and less like you need to be exiled. - More "OMGZ THE0R13S" making new threads every 5 seconds
- Invent a role and tell someone more crazy than you. I suggest "Buscatcher".
- Investigate one of your spypartners and tell the Burg they're a Citizen.
- Investigate a Citizen and tell them they have a role they were unaware of.
do it in bullet point form chronologically so Sam can put it in the summary! ON MY DESK STAT good citizens don't lie to other citizens. good spies do. and both are allowed to be crazy. so best of luck to you, whichever you are. god i wish i was playing.. URGH hugs, Adelaide O'Reilly
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Post by Mary on Jul 14, 2010 22:16:41 GMT -6
gertrude, my cat urbit got one whiff of you and he knows you're a citizen. i can tell because he peed himself, which he only did near citizens last year. i know bandwagoning and you're one of the best. it's better than being a lurker like me. you can be more social but you're doing ok so far. come up with more excuses to explain your bad suspicions and use more variety kthx. you've been tryinggg to do a subtle newbie act, which is obviously fake cause you do that like every game. so just realize it wont help you anymore and now you have to actually start getting in the swing of things. you'll be amazing, they'll see. well, they might need to close their eyes a lil bit. don't be a wussy, be a pussy. love, kathie
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Post by Mary on Jul 14, 2010 22:16:59 GMT -6
Broderick, You're always right. Sincerely, Harold
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Post by Mary on Jul 14, 2010 22:17:42 GMT -6
dear kiara, you're dull as dirt but it's not too late to get replaced. or, you could try to, you know, be more interesting! tell everyone you have a role. you can be the hooker and every time a spy imprisons somebody sam lets you decide if you want to "have sex" with them before they're imprisoned. i suggest you say you had sex with dane rondak and lawrence cause no one will really notice that theyre not actually dead. or you could have sex with yourself for that matter. or you could always kick it into megabitch mode. worked for me. if you're a spy, bitch has been proven to take you to the promised land. just look at vladimir. love and kisses xoxo, delilah
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Post by Mary on Jul 14, 2010 22:17:58 GMT -6
To Hambone, u know i like the way u look boner. if u like the way i look too i waxs 2blast u so lets chat. if u have a role u shldoud claim in now. evnryone will believe u if u use ur debate tactiks to be confincing. why u never flirt with girlz? u shludnt limit ur optionz so much theres all osrorts of ass out there and evryonne likes it dgoggy stylez. n dont worry havin suspects isnt imprtnatn look at me im a role model for sukcesess. yrourst ruly, ralph
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Post by Mary on Jul 14, 2010 22:18:50 GMT -6
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Post by Judge Sam on Jul 14, 2010 22:41:22 GMT -6
Only critiques of players currently in the game will be posted.
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Post by Mary on Jul 15, 2010 13:07:15 GMT -6
Rondak,
Idle out.
Love, The Citizens of Spies 4
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Post by Mary on Jul 15, 2010 13:09:52 GMT -6
DANEY-POO, HEY SEXY ITS TOOB AD UR STUPID AS A BAG OF ROXX CUZ OTHERWISE I LIKE UR STYLE. U REMIND ME OFA YOUNGER STUPIDER ZANDER WITH BAD HAIR AND BAD BREATH. GOD NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT THA TITS REALLY TRUE WHY DID I THINK UR CUTE IN THE FIRST PLACE. UR KIND OF ACTUALLY A COMPLETE DOUCHE NOZZZZLE. TRUE DIVAS ONLY LIKEBAD BOYS WIHT SOMETHING BIG IN THEIR PANTS. LIKE A WALLET OR UR PACKAGE OR A NEW I PHONE TO TWITTER ABOUT UR PACKAGE. BUT GOD UR BORING DANE! U KNOW THAT FAT KID FROM SUPERBAD WOULD PROBLY BEAT YOU ON ELIMIDATE BECAUZ HES FUNNY AND U HAVE THE PERSANALITY OF OLD CHEESE. WHY DO U SUESPCT STEPHANIE ANYWAY? BECAUZ FROM WHERE IM SITTIN SHE TRIED TO DO THE BURG A PUBIC SERVICE BY KICKING U IN THE NUTS. LOVE AND KISSES MMMMMMMMMMWAH! BEVIEE<333333
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Post by Judge Sam on Jul 23, 2010 15:05:42 GMT -6
These are amazing. I liked re-reading them, each one made me laugh. You're pretty good at the impersonation and getting their characters haha. Brought me back to each game. Fantastic!
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Post by Mary on Jul 23, 2010 16:38:25 GMT -6
I'm glad you enjoyed them. They were definitely worth the effort, and I hope the ex-players in the Losers'/Viewer Lounge enjoyed them as well.
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Nita
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Post by Nita on Sept 19, 2010 22:50:47 GMT -6
These were indeed great.
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Post by Judge Sam on Mar 15, 2012 3:15:08 GMT -6
So. amazing.
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