Episode 4: Stop: It's Obama Time

[Awohali]

Why is it Obama time? Well, because we have a political theme here, and Obama sucks. What did Obama do during the primaries? He got the media on his side to falsely discredit Hilary Clinton so that he could get the Democratic nomination. By using others, he was able to make himself look better while gaining the power to get rid of who he wanted. Who has done something similar in this game?

It's Barack Claude Obama!!





I'm not the only one that sees a similarity here, am I!?!?

Anyway, Chance is no Hilary Clinton, but the scenario is similar. This episode I shall do my best NOT to John McCain it up and single-handedly run the worst campaign in the history of the universe while simultaneously making countless terrible decisions.

My job is to ascertain whether or not Claude is truly the kind of guy that will allow unemployment to continue to rise, despite a $1 trillion dollar stimulus package, and whether or not he will play golf while BP plays with themselves as the gulf's entire ecosystem is destroyed.




But enough about that. It's time... for HAROLD!!!


If you're familiar with Spies 7, you know who Harold is. He was the coolest, greatest person ever to walk the earth, and play 14 Mafia games. He hates talking on AIM, but his wisdom abounds. He is able to quickly identify the worst cases ever, and if you miss a point, he will instruct you to read it again.

If you aren't familiar with Harold... You're about to be!!




www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uwWqbRAs5w


Edit: It helps to close tags.

[Awohali]

Also, a quick list on where I stand with people, not that I'm actually standing with these people, but, well, you know what I mean:


Strong Spy Read:
Jenny, Magalie, Jasmine

Slight to Moderate Spy Read:
Claude, Chance, Tina, Gertrude, Tina


Who the #$@%^#$ are these people?
Allan, Kiara, Lilith, Owen, Zedekiah, Stephanie, Dane, Rondak


Neutral Read:
Isaac, Cory, Lawrence, Nita

Citizen-like Read:
Mary, Broderick, Cinnamyn, Hambone, AWOHALI




The "Who the #$@%^#$ are these people?" section is far too large at the moment. That needs to change. CHANGE!! GET IT!?!? IT'S THE OBAMA EPISODE LOL LAWL ROFL LMAO LMBO!



............................................Ok, that actually wasn't funny. I hope you aren't offended. HOPE!! GET IT!?!?!? IT'S THE.... Ah, screw it, I'm heading out for a bit, but I'll be back later to contribute something interesting ; D

[Awohali]

LALALALA

It's been a slowly developing Exile. When I've signed on, not many people have been around, or if they're around, they're away. Today I logged on and not a single player was online. I've been on for 30 minutes, and only Hambone has popped on.

Bleeeeehhhhhh... Where are people!? What are they doing!?!? I think the 4th of July weekend is part of it. Plus we've just merged teams, so people might be feeling overwhelmed at suddenly having 24 people to look at.


I have no idea who will ultimately be nominated tonight. It could be anyone; there are too many unaccounted votes that could change the course of the vote. Not in the Jenny sense where the unaccounted votes are all people that obviously aren't voting a certain person allegedly in danger in order to give an excuse to out his role publicly, but in the sense of... There are literally more people that haven't stated who they're voting for than there are people who have.

The broader a choice Owen has, the worse it will be, IMO. I want to see one of my suspects eliminated here, not some random person I haven't even really met. If there's a 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, tie for the 3rd nomination, I might have to watch a Jonas Brothers concert or something. It's a less messy alternative to cutting or suicide.


Speaking of suicide, I've got plans for tonight. No, no suicidal plans, I just thought that would be a nice lead in. I don't know if I'll be on for the Exile vote or not, but hopefully I shall be! I mustn't slack, for slacking is wack.

I've never understood the usage of the word "wack". Is it supposed to be "whack" as in hitting something, or a shortened for of "wacky"? Obviously the usage points to a shortened form of wacky, but considering the fact that "Wack" and "Wacky" are used in the exact same way, what's the point of creating a new word that means the same thing, is spelled the same way, and used in the same situations? Are people really so lazy that they wanted to get rid of the "y"? Let me tell you something, that's just laz. See what I did there? I'm so lazy that I just created the word "Laz" because I don't want to have to type the extra "Y". Is that legal? Did that just happen? Laz is a new word. Deal with it.

Man, this is craz.

My new mission in this game is to eliminate the letter "Y" from ALL endings of words!! Henceforth, I shall not only hunt and destro Spies, but hunt and destro ever word ending in Y"s. It even rhymes. It's pretty sex.

[Awohali]

Jul 2, 2010 17:23:01 GMT -6 Awohali said:

Neutral Read:
Isaac, Cory, Lawrence, Nita

Maybe I should have listened to myself more closely when I typed this up... This makes Isaac, Cory, and Lawrence all neutral 3rd parties!!! I wonder what their missions are. Maybe I should ask them.
...Or not.