From Russia, With Love (and Shovels)
Aug 9, 2010 11:45:59 GMT -6
Post by The Yurinator on Aug 9, 2010 11:45:59 GMT -6
Hello comrades! The best Citizen and the best Spy of Spies7 has returned to wish you all a hello from Russia. As you all may or may not know, I was drafted into the ground forces of the Russian patrol army. However, after Motherlanding my Colonel's daughter I was kicked out of the army and sentenced to life imprisonment. Ironic? Getting imprisoned in real life.
I THINK NOT
Thankfully, my wife, Sara, snuck into my jail and freed me from my chains. After a quick Motherlanding session, we fled to America to seek refuge. Marcus let us hide out in his apartment and I got to play with his cat, since I had killed all of Kathies already when I threw them off the roof.
But this nice life ended quickly. Stone came after me! He was a shitty Spy and even though the game was over he still wanted to kill some people. I had to make a decision fast as he held a gun at Sara's head. Save her and risk my own life, or freerun through the window and run away.
Instead, I chose to grab Marcus and throw him at Stone and then freerun away. I then went to go find my old buddy, Sylivo, who was still trying to convince Kleyton that he was his real father. I hid out in his restaurant, and that is where I am still hiding out today. It's great! I sleep in the kitchen, and get to Motherland customers for free!
*meanwhile*
Stone knocks on a mysterious person's door.
"Hello," the person says answering the door.
Stone smiles, "Hello. Would you like to get revenge on Yuri?"
The mysterious person smiles back at Stone... "Yes, I would love to get revenge on him. Let's just call it the Silent Uprising Part Two."
Stone and Dylan shook hands.
----- I do not know why Sam has not told everyone yet that I was actually a Spy in Spies7, but I really was. If you don't believe me, then turn around and bend over cuz it's shovel time. -----
I THINK NOT
Thankfully, my wife, Sara, snuck into my jail and freed me from my chains. After a quick Motherlanding session, we fled to America to seek refuge. Marcus let us hide out in his apartment and I got to play with his cat, since I had killed all of Kathies already when I threw them off the roof.
But this nice life ended quickly. Stone came after me! He was a shitty Spy and even though the game was over he still wanted to kill some people. I had to make a decision fast as he held a gun at Sara's head. Save her and risk my own life, or freerun through the window and run away.
Instead, I chose to grab Marcus and throw him at Stone and then freerun away. I then went to go find my old buddy, Sylivo, who was still trying to convince Kleyton that he was his real father. I hid out in his restaurant, and that is where I am still hiding out today. It's great! I sleep in the kitchen, and get to Motherland customers for free!
*meanwhile*
Stone knocks on a mysterious person's door.
"Hello," the person says answering the door.
Stone smiles, "Hello. Would you like to get revenge on Yuri?"
The mysterious person smiles back at Stone... "Yes, I would love to get revenge on him. Let's just call it the Silent Uprising Part Two."
Stone and Dylan shook hands.
----- I do not know why Sam has not told everyone yet that I was actually a Spy in Spies7, but I really was. If you don't believe me, then turn around and bend over cuz it's shovel time. -----
