Most EPIC Chats ever.

[spies3tenchi]

Post them here!

[spies6roxy]

Can you not post your sex chats in here? Thanks.

[spies3tenchi]

That what makes it epic.

No wonder you didn't get laid in your season. ><

[spies6roxy]

If by epic you mean discusting then I must agree with you there.

[spies5subhi]

Thank you Roxy. I agree with Roxy. This is a very offensive chat. My parents will ban me from Spies when they are doing the daily check up of my internet activities. Please delete this before then.

It is stupid that you display profanity. I do not like profanity. Judge Sam has been iinformed by Offline IM to his AIM name sorintheseeker about this thread. He willl respond in due course.

Please do not re-post this convesation when he deletes it. I think you have caused enough trouble tonight by posting this conversation. Refrain from using profanity and Judge Sam can have less trouble.

Roxy you are a very honour young woman. I had a sex and drugs addiction but not anymore so I can be a courter for you. I will not attempt sex until marriage. I am sorry I had to use that word but it was in context. I refrain from profanity at all times.

[spies6roxy]

Aug 8, 2010 17:43:39 GMT -6 spies5subhi said:

Thank you Roxy. I agree with Roxy. This is a very offensive chat. My parents will ban me from Spies when they are doing the daily check up of my internet activities. Please delete this before then.

It is stupid that you display profanity. I do not like profanity. Judge Sam has been iinformed by Offline IM to his AIM name sorintheseeker about this thread. He willl respond in due course.

Please do not re-post this convesation when he deletes it. I think you have caused enough trouble tonight by posting this conversation. Refrain from using profanity and Judge Sam can have less trouble.

Roxy you are a very honour young woman. I had a sex and drugs addiction but not anymore so I can be a courter for you. I will not attempt sex until marriage. I am sorry I had to use that word but it was in context. I refrain from profanity at all times.

Um. No thanks. But I know, people can't help but falling for me.

[spies4Masaki]

spies4Beverly (3:26:35 PM): I GUESS I SHUD RETRACT THE "UR AN IDIOT HEAD" FROM LAST NITE
spies4Singe (3:26:39 PM): don't talk to me lol
spies4Beverly (3:26:43 PM): LOL Y
spies4Singe (3:26:53 PM): u fuking spy
spies4Beverly (3:26:59 PM): WHAT...
spies4Beverly (3:27:01 PM): OK SINGE LOL
spies4Singe (3:27:06 PM): what...
spies4Beverly (3:27:16 PM): I KNOW 4 A FACT U DIDNT INV ME
spies4Singe (3:27:32 PM): not gonna talk about this further now
spies4Singe (3:27:41 PM): 7pm today
spies4Singe (3:27:44 PM): ish
spies4Beverly (3:27:53 PM): OK???

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spies4Beverly: FUCK U KNOW HE CAUGHT ME
spies4Masaki: Maybe
spies4Beverly: FUCK U KNOW HE CAUGHT ME

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spies4Singe (5:58:31 PM): ok bev im back
spies4Singe (5:58:39 PM): and i gotta run so this has to be quick
spies4Beverly (5:58:41 PM): WHAT DID U WANNA TLAK ABOUT
spies4Beverly (5:59:03 PM): DONT BULL SHIT ME EITHER
spies4Singe (5:59:28 PM): ok so I got a guilty on you and im gonna give you 1 minute to think about whether you wanna work with me or not as a minor spy
spies4Singe (5:59:40 PM): in one minute im gonna tell one person about the guilty
spies4Singe (5:59:46 PM): and another person every minute
spies4Singe (6:00:01 PM): until/unless you agree to use your power for us Cits
spies4Beverly (6:00:06 PM): SINGE SHUT UP
spies4Beverly (6:00:12 PM): I KNOW U DIDNT INVESTIGATE ME CUZ IM NOT A SPY
spies4Singe (6:00:14 PM): 40 seconds
spies4Beverly (6:00:17 PM): 39
spies4Beverly (6:00:18 PM): 38
spies4Beverly (6:00:19 PM): 37
spies4Beverly (6:00:21 PM): 36
spies4Beverly (6:00:23 PM): 35
spies4Beverly (6:00:25 PM): 34
spies4Beverly (6:00:26 PM): 33
spies4Beverly (6:00:28 PM): 32
spies4Beverly (6:00:29 PM): 31
spies4Beverly (6:00:31 PM): 30
spies4Beverly (6:00:32 PM): 29
spies4Beverly (6:00:34 PM): 28
spies4Beverly (6:00:35 PM): 27
spies4Beverly (6:00:37 PM): 26
spies4Beverly (6:00:39 PM): 25
spies4Beverly (6:00:40 PM): 24
spies4Beverly (6:00:42 PM): 23
spies4Beverly (6:00:43 PM): 22
spies4Beverly (6:00:45 PM): 21
spies4Beverly (6:00:46 PM): 20
spies4Beverly (6:00:47 PM): 19
spies4Beverly (6:00:49 PM): 18
spies4Beverly (6:00:50 PM): 17
spies4Beverly (6:00:51 PM): 16
spies4Beverly (6:00:53 PM): 15
spies4Beverly (6:00:54 PM): 14
spies4Beverly (6:00:56 PM): 13
spies4Beverly (6:00:57 PM): 12
spies4Beverly (6:00:59 PM): 11
spies4Beverly (6:01:01 PM): 10
spies4Beverly (6:01:02 PM): 9
spies4Beverly (6:01:04 PM): 8
spies4Beverly (6:01:06 PM): 7
spies4Beverly (6:01:07 PM): 6
spies4Beverly (6:01:09 PM): 5
spies4Beverly (6:01:10 PM): 4
spies4Beverly (6:01:39 PM): 3
spies4Beverly (6:01:41 PM): 2
spies4Beverly (6:01:41 PM): 1
spies4Beverly (6:01:44 PM): ZERROO EHHHHHHH
spies4Singe (6:02:13 PM): well
spies4Singe (6:02:19 PM): i just told cain
spies4Beverly (6:02:25 PM): SWEEEET
spies4Beverly (6:02:37 PM): DO IGET TO COUNT DOWN ANOTHER 40
spies4Singe (6:02:44 PM): 45 seconds ill tell masaki
spies4Beverly (6:02:46 PM): K
spies4Beverly (6:02:48 PM): 44
spies4Beverly (6:02:49 PM): 43
spies4Beverly (6:02:50 PM): 42
spies4Beverly (6:02:52 PM): 41
spies4Singe (6:02:53 PM): im glad you're having fun lol
spies4Beverly (6:02:54 PM): 40
spies4Beverly (6:02:56 PM): 39
spies4Beverly (6:02:58 PM): 38
spies4Beverly (6:03:00 PM): 37
spies4Beverly (6:03:02 PM): 36

[spies1Monica]

spies1.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=monica07817&action=display&thread=148

Thread: "The funniest conversation I have read all game"

This is long, but I don't care because even on the reread it makes me laugh out loud.

Background: Sam made two players swap AIM identities as a challenge right before the round 5 imprisonment. Whoever correctly guessed who the 2 swappers were would win exile immunity; if no one guessed correctly, the swappers would win immunity. Mercedes and Gurinder were chosen by Sam to swap identities.

Thanks to a snide comment made by Julian right before he left, Gindi suspects that Soraya is not the Counteragent that she is claiming to be and is really a Spy.

Here, Gurinder, as Mercedes, is talking to Soraya, who doesn't know that she isn't really talking to Mercedes. Gindi is hoping to convince Soraya to imprison Mercedes (who was not in the alliance), and to make Soraya lose the challenge by incorrectly guessing Mercedes/Frank as the swapped pair.



spies1Mercedes (12:48:23 PM): my big suspects are emma guri monica and someone else that i cant tell you lol because youmight be mad if i said so i will keep quiet
spies1Mercedes (12:50:41 PM): are you there?
spies1Soraya (12:51:02 PM): sorry I was calling to my maid to fetch me brakfast
spies1Mercedes (12:51:12 PM): oh well isnt that nice is she columbia
spies1Mercedes (12:51:14 PM): columbian
spies1Soraya (12:51:21 PM): nope,
spies1Soraya (12:51:24 PM): she's mexican
spies1Mercedes (12:51:32 PM): good i hate when my people are slaved it is discrimination
spies1Soraya (12:51:48 PM): i know what you mean
spies1Soraya (12:51:52 PM): what do you mean I'll be mad?
spies1Mercedes (12:52:05 PM): well you are the only one i cant tell who i suspect this one girl she is sneaky
spies1Soraya (12:52:21 PM): how come you can't tell me?
spies1Mercedes (12:52:27 PM): because i cant you would get mad
spies1Soraya (12:52:30 PM): why?
spies1Mercedes (12:52:39 PM): because you would
spies1Soraya (12:52:45 PM): hahaha
spies1Soraya (12:52:52 PM): my dear, you are refering to me?
spies1Mercedes (12:53:02 PM): i cant tell maybe but i shouldnt sya
spies1Soraya (12:53:12 PM): its pretty obvious mercedes
spies1Mercedes (12:53:21 PM): ok ok yes
spies1Soraya (12:53:27 PM): I see,
spies1Mercedes (12:53:30 PM): i was refrenching you



spies1Mercedes (1:15:15 PM): but i dont care about the swap i dont need immunity so i am not even going to take a guess at which are the 2 who swapped because i am probably safe
spies1Soraya (1:15:26 PM): this can't be mercedes
spies1Mercedes (1:15:33 PM): think what you wnat to
spies1Soraya (1:15:37 PM): mercedes isn't as stupid as frank
spies1Mercedes (1:15:43 PM): what frnak is nice
spies1Mercedes (1:15:46 PM): he is smart that was rude
spies1Soraya (1:15:51 PM): lol
spies1Soraya (1:16:00 PM): thanking for giving yourself away frank
spies1Mercedes (1:16:08 PM): fuck you bitch

("Mercedes" blocks Soraya on her buddy list; Frank signs on AIM)

spies1Mercedes (1:17:02 PM): i hope you liekd being block there is frank that proves i am not him
spies1Soraya (1:17:11 PM): LOL
spies1Soraya (1:17:16 PM): don't take me as stupid



spies1Soraya (1:20:04 PM): i just like to thank you once again for giving me immunity
spies1Mercedes (1:20:21 PM): you didnt get immunity i did not switch
spies1Mercedes (1:20:29 PM): cmon dont say we switched we never did
spies1Soraya (1:20:57 PM): how am I supposed to know
spies1Mercedes (1:21:13 PM): because i am a trusting person
spies1Mercedes (1:21:21 PM): y do u think we r swapped
spies1Soraya (1:21:40 PM): never mind i don't feel like wasting my time naymore
spies1Mercedes (1:21:41 PM): i went 2 my screename not franks
spies1Mercedes (1:21:52 PM): thanks i knew you would come to your senses
spies1Mercedes (1:22:05 PM): we are defiantly not a swapping pair so make sure not to pick us
spies1Soraya (1:23:09 PM): you just gave yourself away

("Mercedes" pretends to accidentally type something to Frank in the wrong IM)

spies1Mercedes (1:23:10 PM): yeah she is so if she thinks we swapped lets vote for her ass
spies1Soraya (1:23:12 PM): you just signed off
spies1Mercedes (1:23:13 PM): oh wrong IM
spies1Mercedes (1:23:14 PM): d
spies1Mercedes (1:23:15 PM): sdf
spies1Mercedes (1:23:15 PM): asd
spies1Mercedes (1:23:15 PM): fasdf
spies1Mercedes (1:23:16 PM): ds
spies1Soraya (1:23:17 PM): and then signed back on
spies1Mercedes (1:23:35 PM): did not
spies1Mercedes (1:23:39 PM): wtf did not
spies1Soraya (1:24:42 PM): yes you did
spies1Mercedes (1:24:52 PM): thats wrong
spies1Mercedes (1:24:59 PM): stop it ok just stop
spies1Soraya (1:25:08 PM): whatever
spies1Mercedes (1:25:15 PM): see you exiled bitch
spies1Mercedes (1:25:26 PM): u r going down



spies1Soraya (1:28:51 PM): honestly Frank you gave yourself away
spies1Mercedes (1:29:19 PM): i am not frank i have told you for the 34234234 time
spies1Mercedes (1:29:35 PM): you are just mad that i am the one that taked you down
spies1Soraya (1:29:41 PM): haha not really
spies1Soraya (1:29:50 PM): I'm just happy that you gave me immunity
spies1Mercedes (1:29:51 PM): shit she caught on
spies1Mercedes (1:29:53 PM): wrong IM
spies1Mercedes (1:29:53 PM): adf
spies1Mercedes (1:29:53 PM): sdf
spies1Mercedes (1:29:54 PM): dfd
spies1Mercedes (1:29:54 PM): sf
spies1Mercedes (1:29:54 PM): sd
spies1Mercedes (1:30:05 PM): you didnt get immunity you are wrong
spies1Mercedes (1:30:12 PM): dont say frank and me that isnt the truth
spies1Soraya (1:30:51 PM): deny it all you want
spies1Mercedes (1:30:52 PM): ** sigh ** you will need to find out on ur own.
spies1Soraya (1:30:57 PM): zi will
spies1Soraya (1:31:17 PM): today I will
spies1Mercedes (1:31:25 PM): lies



spies1Mercedes (1:33:04 PM): you are a disgrace columbia is ashamed
spies1Soraya (1:33:14 PM): columbia?
spies1Mercedes (1:33:24 PM): yes thats right bitch
spies1Soraya (1:33:43 PM): where in colombia?
spies1Mercedes (1:33:50 PM): a village in the mountians
spies1Soraya (1:33:51 PM): where are you from in columbia?
spies1Mercedes (1:33:55 PM): i am not telling you might find me
spies1Soraya (1:34:07 PM): once again you just gave yourself away
spies1Mercedes (1:34:12 PM): ugh
spies1Mercedes (1:34:13 PM): shit

[spies7izzie]

spies7Jaiden (9:43:36 PM): Dear Irulan,
Please don't tell Izzie about my stash of porn.
Sincerely,
Jaiden
spies7izzie (9:44:05 PM): Dear Jaiden, like, let's watch it together. I think gay porn is totally hot.
spies7cassidy (9:44:14 PM): ROFLMFAO
spies7Jaiden (9:44:18 PM): Wh-what?
spies7cassidy (9:44:22 PM): ahahahahaha
spies7adrasteia (9:44:39 PM): Oh, Jaiden dear.
spies7adrasteia (9:44:46 PM): It's not exactly a well kept secret.
spies7adrasteia (9:44:50 PM): We're all accepting people here.
spies7Jaiden (9:46:30 PM): Izzie is my only true love.<3
spies7izzie (9:47:54 PM): Jaiden, like, I totally saw you and Dylan making out, don't lie.
spies7Jaiden (9:48:35 PM): Izzie, that's gross! You know you are the only one for me.



spies7cassidy (1:19:11 AM): *while kissing izzie (deep) cracks whip in the general direction of jaidens crotch with her off hand*
spies7Jaiden (1:19:20 AM): AHWTAWTAGWAJFGAIGOAG
spies7Jaiden (1:19:28 AM): F-f-fuck yo-youu...
spies7cassidy (1:19:36 AM): mmmmmmm Izzie
spies7cassidy (1:19:41 AM): your tongue is sooooo talented
spies7Jaiden (1:19:46 AM): I need the doctor.. someone go call... the doct... dooc... d....
spies7cassidy (1:19:51 AM): and your eyeshadow is amaaazing
spies7izzie (1:19:52 AM): Aw, like, I'll totally make it better! ~sits on Jaiden's lap while she makes out with Cassidy~
spies7adrasteia (1:19:57 AM): Oh come off it dear. we know you're thinking of men at the same time. And I'm a doctor, remember?
spies7adrasteia (1:20:03 AM): well.. I retired one.
spies7adrasteia (1:20:17 AM): And I never really opperated on anyone.
spies7Jaiden (1:20:27 AM): Stick with the cats.
spies7cassidy (1:20:38 AM): wow, izzie really is magic
spies7cassidy (1:20:41 AM): you're alive
spies7Jaiden (1:20:59 AM): Yeah.
spies7izzie (1:21:14 AM): Um, Jaiden? Like, why did your cellphone move?
spies7Jaiden (1:21:14 AM): The blood rushed to a certain area when Izzie sat down.
spies7Jaiden (1:21:24 AM): Umm.. text message.
spies7Jaiden (1:21:33 AM): My phones on vibrate.
spies7cassidy (1:21:35 AM): you'd think after the whip, that would mean massive blood loss
spies7Jaiden (1:22:12 AM): Izzie somehow manages to make everything better.
spies7adrasteia (12:22:26 AM) has left the room.
spies7cassidy (12:22:29 AM): *while kissing izzie a little lower, reaches around and attaches nipple clamps on jaiden*
spies7cassidy (12:22:39 AM): ok
spies7cassidy (12:22:41 AM): now she's gone
spies7cassidy (12:22:48 AM): izzie, how suspicious of adra are you?
spies7izzie (12:22:51 AM): Very.
spies7cassidy (12:22:55 AM): agreed
spies7cassidy (12:23:05 AM): her only push at all was for jimbob
spies7Jaiden (12:23:22 AM): Dayum, you girls are good.
spies7izzie (12:23:26 AM): a) Jim Bob b) Jim Bob c) Blaming Jim Bob on me when she brought him up first.
spies7cassidy (12:23:33 AM): yup
spies7cassidy (12:23:44 AM): wait
spies7cassidy (12:23:52 AM): i thought she took Your evidence on jimbob?
spies7Jaiden (12:24:14 AM): I think it was Adrasteia first as far as I can recall.
spies7cassidy (12:24:29 AM): alrightie
spies7cassidy (12:24:37 AM): and jaiden, i already hinted this to izzie
spies7cassidy (12:24:39 AM): but I have a power role
spies7izzie (12:24:46 AM): KNEW IT
spies7Jaiden (12:24:55 AM): Okay.
spies7Jaiden (12:24:57 AM): I do too.
spies7cassidy (12:24:59 AM): I actually said it in the group chat
spies7Jaiden (12:25:01 AM): I said it.
spies7Jaiden (12:25:03 AM): I hinted it twice.
spies7izzie (12:25:10 AM): LOL WHAT!? LOL WHAT!?!?!??!?!?!
spies7cassidy (12:25:12 AM): lol
spies7Jaiden (12:25:16 AM): I'm not even joking.
spies7cassidy (12:25:16 AM): I am the Socialite
spies7cassidy (12:25:33 AM): my power basically can only serve to prove i'm cit
spies7cassidy (12:25:38 AM): I have my own subforum
spies7Jaiden (12:25:44 AM): Woah.
spies7Jaiden (12:25:45 AM): That's cool.
spies7cassidy (12:25:46 AM): and can invite one person per episode
spies7Jaiden (12:25:57 AM): See I knew there were tons of roles in this game.
spies7izzie (12:25:59 AM): Omgaw, I love it.
spies7Jaiden (12:26:01 AM): Do you want to know why?
spies7cassidy (12:26:03 AM): It is called
spies7cassidy (12:26:07 AM): Casa del Cassidy
spies7cassidy (12:26:13 AM): and has a pizzabagel fountain
spies7cassidy (12:26:21 AM): and it means
spies7cassidy (12:26:29 AM): i was always able to talk to someone on the other side
spies7Jaiden (12:26:43 AM): Ah, nice.
spies7Jaiden (12:26:44 AM): Wait.
spies7cassidy (12:26:46 AM):
spies7Jaiden (12:26:54 AM): Answer this test question.
spies7Jaiden (12:26:58 AM): Have your alignment thread open.
spies7cassidy (12:27:01 AM): hold on
spies7Jaiden (12:27:07 AM): Tell me when you are ready.
spies7cassidy (12:27:19 AM): k
spies7Jaiden (12:27:32 AM): Alright.
spies7Jaiden (12:27:45 AM): Is your role posted in the same post as the post saying you are a citizen?
spies7cassidy (12:27:49 AM): nope
spies7Jaiden (12:28:03 AM): Is your role post less than one hour from the first alignment post?
spies7cassidy (12:28:10 AM): more
spies7Jaiden (12:28:12 AM): You pass.
spies7Jaiden (12:28:29 AM): I got mine at 9:25pm .
spies7cassidy (12:28:32 AM): your turn for a test
spies7izzie (12:28:33 AM): Well, um, like, I'm a regular Citizen. Heh.
spies7Jaiden (12:28:35 AM): Sure.
spies7cassidy (12:28:51 AM): is your role bolded or in italics?
spies7Jaiden (12:28:52 AM): Erm, i'm MST by the way.
spies7Jaiden (12:28:56 AM): Bolded.
spies7cassidy (12:29:15 AM): does sam foreshadow you having a role?
spies7Jaiden (12:29:27 AM): Yes.
spies7cassidy (12:29:30 AM): how so
spies7Jaiden (12:29:40 AM): I can't quote but.
spies7Jaiden (12:29:49 AM): He tells me I have a role and that he is going to tell me in the next post.
spies7cassidy (12:30:04 AM): Fine
spies7cassidy (12:30:08 AM): complete the quote
spies7cassidy (12:30:22 AM): "You have a role. More"
spies7Jaiden (12:30:25 AM): Coming soon.
spies7Jaiden (12:30:29 AM): Very soon.
spies7cassidy (12:30:48 AM): alright
spies7cassidy (12:30:51 AM): i'd say you pass
spies7cassidy (12:30:57 AM): except you should already know
spies7cassidy (12:31:05 AM): spy's would get the same format for their
spies7cassidy (12:31:06 AM): s
spies7cassidy (12:31:15 AM): and they would tell each other
spies7cassidy (12:31:25 AM): but
spies7Jaiden (12:31:25 AM): Probably. But would I take that chance as a spy?
spies7cassidy (12:31:30 AM): judging by response time
spies7cassidy (12:31:39 AM): you are either cit power role
spies7izzie (12:31:40 AM): I'm so fucking good at figuring out Citizens. Wow. My three 100% Citizen reads were you two and Julia.
spies7cassidy (12:31:42 AM): or spy power role
spies7cassidy (12:31:56 AM): odds favor cit at this point
spies7cassidy (12:31:58 AM):
spies7Jaiden (12:32:02 AM): That's cool. I breadcrumbed my role twice.
spies7Jaiden (12:32:04 AM): Want to see them?
spies7izzie (12:32:10 AM): Yeah! Lol.
spies7cassidy (12:32:13 AM): sure
spies7izzie (12:32:24 AM): I need to, like, get back in character...
spies7Jaiden (12:32:31 AM): I am the Security Checkpoint.
spies7cassidy (12:32:31 AM): lol
spies7Jaiden (12:32:37 AM): That is my role name.
spies7cassidy (12:32:39 AM):
spies7Jaiden (12:32:42 AM): Here are the breadcrumbs:
spies7izzie (12:32:43 AM):
spies7cassidy (12:32:49 AM):
spies7izzie (12:32:52 AM):
spies7cassidy (12:32:56 AM):
spies7Jaiden (12:32:57 AM): I know, that was my face.
spies7Jaiden (12:33:13 AM): I already hinted it RIGHT after I recieved my role in case I need to prove it:

spies7JimBob (9:30:08 PM): who was asking about kerri earlier?
spies7JimBob (9:31:18 PM): she said hi to me a while ago and then never said anything else...
spies7adrasteia (9:31:36 PM): Jaiden, I believe.
spies7Jaiden (9:32:25 PM): HALT! Who goes there?
spies7Jaiden (9:32:29 PM): I was asking about her.
spies7JimBob (9:33:18 PM): it just seemed a little strange that she said hi and nothing else

Hope it will make my role believed by all, since I am breadcrumbing early!
spies7cassidy (12:33:13 AM): lol, i thought mine said Socialist at first
spies7Jaiden (12:33:24 AM): I hinted my role almost immediately after I read my role.
spies7Jaiden (12:33:27 AM): In main chat.
spies7cassidy (12:33:30 AM): nice
spies7Jaiden (12:33:32 AM): Then:
spies7Jaiden (12:33:36 AM): Today.
spies7Jaiden (12:33:45 AM): Actually yesterday.
spies7Jaiden (12:33:47 AM): I can't remember.
spies7Jaiden (12:33:56 AM): spies7cassidy (11:44:59 PM): i should probably just be patient, but instead I continue to refresh
spies7cassidy (11:45:31 PM): got it!
spies7Jaiden (11:45:38 PM): Nice, ahah.
spies7cassidy (11:45:41 PM): he didn't post in my thread
spies7Jaiden (11:45:52 PM): I bet the security is too good in my confessional.
spies7Jaiden (12:34:07 AM): I even italicized security in my original post.
spies7cassidy (12:34:25 AM): so what are your powers
spies7izzie (12:34:28 AM): ^
spies7cassidy (12:34:34 AM): and did izzie know?
spies7izzie (12:34:37 AM): No.
spies7Jaiden (12:34:38 AM): Basically after exile.
spies7Jaiden (12:34:40 AM): No she did not.
spies7Jaiden (12:34:43 AM): I almost told her.
spies7Jaiden (12:34:50 AM): I will show you the conversation where I almost told her after.
spies7izzie (12:35:16 AM): I'm, like, worried that I'm not suspected nearly enough. This is new.
spies7Jaiden (12:35:35 AM): Basically I can discover roles from people that are eliminated. The ones that are exiled or imprisoned.
spies7cassidy (12:35:35 AM): i'll help with that; i'm already known for attacking jaiden
spies7cassidy (12:35:51 AM): soooooo you're the mortician
spies7Jaiden (12:35:53 AM): Before imprisonment I get to choose two eliminated players.
spies7Jaiden (12:36:08 AM): Sam will tell me if any of them had a role, and what the role was.
spies7Jaiden (12:36:31 AM): I think it's dumb to have a role that checks the role AFTER the person is dead.
spies7Jaiden (12:36:42 AM): But maybe it'll help us find spy roles?
spies7cassidy (12:36:51 AM): what'd he say for our two?
spies7Jaiden (12:37:00 AM): Which two?
spies7cassidy (12:37:07 AM): the two we exiled
spies7cassidy (12:37:09 AM): perry and jim
spies7Jaiden (12:37:10 AM): Oh.
spies7Jaiden (12:37:17 AM): I didn't check yet.

Me in my confessional:

I... I...

ARE THEY FUCKING RETARDED.

I AM NOT A CLEARED CITIZEN.

I mean, I'm a Citizen, but... GOD. They were my highest Citizen reads by miles, though.

That being said, OMGAW. This could, like, totally help us win the game.

Next day:

Jaiden has been expelled
« Thread Started on Jan 16, 2010, 12:27am »

He managed to break both of the Two Big Rules in just two days. Please be familiar with them.

Jaiden deliberately revealed his real name and copied/pasted sections of private confessional text that I posted to him.

[spies5subhi]

On the first day nobody like Subhi. They think he is weird. He is not he has moral. He was sex and drugs addict and he clean up. Stupid players. Subhi read all the biographies and give critiques to every player. They are stupid and say mean things.

spies5Subhi (16:17:41): Why can we not use MSN?
spies5Subhi (16:17:49): I do not like AIM
spies5Subhi (16:18:26): Beatrix I have to log off and eat. It is very late but I will be back.
spies5Subhi (16:18:41): We must watch our backs in this town.
spies5Beatrix (16:19:04): Most people use AIM and there's no accounts set up for MSN. Trust me. I would prefer MSN too.
spies5Subhi (16:20:44): Beatrix
spies5Subhi (16:20:55): I have reviewed your story on wikipedia
spies5Subhi (16:21:13): While you are one of the few that followed the story properly
spies5Subhi (16:21:28): I think that it is bold that you have used bad words

spies5Vince (16:22:04): what is up brohan
spies5Subhi (16:22:45): Excuse me?
spies5Subhi (16:22:57): Is that english?
spies5Subhi (16:23:05): I do not recall your name
spies5Vince (16:23:46): english? it is now i guess, lol
spies5Vince (16:23:57): and my name is vince.
spies5Subhi (16:24:01): I like that your story is believable
spies5Subhi (16:24:11): That you are bad in college
spies5Subhi (16:24:19): And so you have to live in a ghetto

spies5Cookie (18:36:01): Are you a bad person?
spies5Cookie (18:36:10): Telling someone you dont know to leave the chatroom
spies5Cookie (18:36:17): Do dont get an attitude with me, because you started it.
spies5Subhi (18:36:19): My parents don't know I play this yet and they would not like seeing a man woman who likes scientology

spies5Subhi (18:32:47): Sam.
spies5Subhi (18:32:51): Cookie is disgusting.
spies5Subhi (18:33:00): I do not appreiciate vulgarity.
Sorin the Seeker (18:33:19):
spies5Subhi (18:33:30): Sam please remove him.
spies5Subhi (18:33:43): I did not sign up for a game of vulgarity.
spies5Subhi (18:33:52): And my gang is weak.
spies5Subhi (18:33:59): How would we win a war?
spies5Subhi (18:34:15): Sam.

spies5Shizuka (21:21:30): I've heard... some interesting things about you.
spies5Subhi (21:21:37): What?
spies5Subhi (21:21:41): About my time in the CIA?
spies5Shizuka (21:21:55): Something like that.

Some players use stupid big words. Or words like 'mang' like Vince.

spies5Subhi (18:50:42): I could write a story to kill
spies5Subhi (18:50:47): I am a good story writer.
spies5Evie (18:51:19): that's good to hear I like to read a story that leaves me breathless (bad pun)
spies5Subhi (18:51:58): Excuse me?
spies5Evie (18:52:40): I like good stories ... that keep my breath baited ... but breathless also means dead most of the times
spies5Evie (18:52:49): and you said you could write a story to kill
spies5Evie (18:52:56): sorry if I wasn't very clear
spies5Subhi (18:53:23): You can use a machine to keep you breathing.
spies5Evie (18:53:46): well yes, but wouldn't that make you more or less a vegetable?
spies5Evie (18:53:58): although I suppose it depends
spies5Evie (18:54:06): are you a nitpicker by any chance?
spies5Evie (18:54:15): no offense intended of course
spies5Subhi (18:54:15): What is a nitpicker?
spies5Evie (18:54:37): well, someone that likes to pick on details, debunk theories and statements based on little things
spies5Subhi (18:55:26): Yes.

spies5Cookie (18:38:16): Theres nothing I can do for that sweetums.
spies5Subhi (18:39:15): What is a sweetums?
spies5Cookie (18:39:59): What is your natural language?
spies5Cookie (18:40:05): I speak diva, so you better get fluent.
spies5Subhi (18:40:11): Diva?
spies5Subhi (18:40:15): I am English

Then everyone be really mean about my sister.

spies5Subhi (02:48:11): How long will this take? I do not want to be here.
spies5Sophia (02:48:14): Hmm...it sounds like a useful ability
spies5Cookie (02:48:21): then peace out Subhi
spies5Subhi (02:48:22): My sister is in the shower now.
Spies5angus (02:48:36): wanting to join her?
spies5Cookie (02:48:38): you want to leave here and go join her?
spies5Cookie (02:48:41): LOL Agnus!
Spies5Caela (02:48:41): Do you need to be in there with ehr/
spies5Subhi (02:48:42): Stop being mean again.
Spies5angus (02:48:45): cuz that's wrong.
spies5katie (02:48:51): ewwww
Spies5Caela (02:48:53): . . . too many people being mean at once.
spies5Sophia (02:48:53): But...it's soooo easy
spies5Subhi (02:48:59): Sam they are being vulgar
spies5Cookie (02:49:07): "how long is this going to take??? My sister is in the shower, and I really need to get busy making 3 eyed babies with her!"
Spies5Caela (02:49:08): Mom!
Sorin the Seeker (02:49:15): And you post your answers. You can do it now or think about it - the deadline is 24 hours from now
Spies5Caela (02:49:16): They're being mean to me.
spies5Shizuka (02:49:17): Subhi, people are assholes.
Spies5angus (02:49:18): well... why am I being informed about the whereabotus of your sister, dude?
Spies5angus (02:49:22): honestly!

But it fine. I get revenge by pretending to slip up to stupid Shizuka.

spies5Shizuka (00:58:49): You cardflipping human is the only thing you can do to benefit the burg.
spies5Shizuka (00:59:01): You going back will do nothing other than force them to waste another exile.
spies5Subhi (00:59:15): good luck ure our last hope!!!
spies5Subhi (00:59:19): getting shiz riled up now
spies5Shizuka (00:59:24): ?

spies5Subhi (02:50:38): If I die Cookie dies. If cookie dies then I die
spies5Shizuka (02:50:40): Because it looks a HELL of a lot like you're trying to say something to someone else.
spies5Subhi (02:50:53): That was nothing ignore it
spies5Shizuka (02:50:56): No.
spies5Subhi (02:50:58): It was stupid.
spies5Shizuka (02:50:59): I refuse to ignore it.

spies5Shizuka (02:52:20): And why would I be your last hope?
spies5Subhi (02:52:46): theyre fuckin onto me get in now
spies5Shizuka (02:52:55): ?
spies5Subhi (02:53:10): i was invisible
spies5Shizuka (02:53:12): Oh man, it's laughter time up in here.
spies5Subhi (02:53:14): No
spies5Shizuka (02:53:30): Hahahah.

[spies7queencassidy]

Not my finest moment, lol. Still 3some sex going immediately into discussion of spysteia was hilarious.

[spies5apollo]

And so the alliance began...

spies5Darla: the watchrs will be thrilled
spies5Otto: yeah
spies5Otto: apollo and I are dreamboats
spies5Otto: however, I'm more of an "irrational" favorite
spies5Darla: but it's not a secret dreamboat alliance anymore, just dreamboats
spies5Jillian: I half agree.
spies5Jillian: Apollo is a dreamboat.
spies5Otto: the apollo half?
spies5Otto: haha, yeah
spies5Jillian: Otto is a boat.
spies5Otto: hahahaha
spies5Darla: a dinghy
spies5Apollo: lol
spies5Otto: damn, that's hateful
spies5Otto: remind me to send you an invite to the player haters ball
spies5Darla: what does tat even mean
spies5Jillian: Apollo = dream, Otto = boat. Apollo + Otto = Dreamboat.
spies5Darla: My irrational favorite is Otto. He makes me swoon. I would have been all over that. And Apollo is a dreamboat even if he does make stupid posts. And I like Mr. Tribble for obvious reasons.
spies5Apollo: Yes for stupid posts
spies5Otto: apollo, you're apparently the sexy stupid one
spies5Apollo: Guilty.