Pregame Conversations

[Cory]

[01:49:15 PM] spies8Cory: Please do not tell me that you are a fan of that clown dane cook.
[01:49:23 PM] spies8Cory: Because you sure look like a fool.
[01:50:35 PM] spies8dane: Hell is wrong with you? Dane is my NAME assclown.
[01:50:49 PM] spies8Cory: Precisely.
[01:51:31 PM] spies8Cory: Are you a fan or Mr. Cook?
[01:51:33 PM] spies8Cory: Or are you not?
[01:51:41 PM] spies8dane: so because I was named Dane when I was born, Im automatically a fan of everyone else named Dane? Haha, shut the fuck up and go away
[01:51:52 PM] spies8dane: and for the record, never listened to him
[01:51:56 PM] spies8Cory: Who said you were? I asked you to please tell me you were not.
[01:52:05 PM] spies8Cory: Instead you act a fool.
[01:52:11 PM] spies8Cory: I am losing all hope in your intelligence.
[01:52:15 PM] spies8dane: haha, whatever man, see you tonight
[01:52:21 PM] spies8Cory: Lol.

[Cory]

[05:56:47 PM] spies8savannah: so how old are you, cory
[05:57:39 PM] spies8Cory: 21
[05:57:41 PM] spies8Cory: 22 soon
[05:58:00 PM] spies8Cory: You are... 18?
[05:58:13 PM] spies8savannah: i am
[05:58:26 PM] spies8Cory: You look closer to my age.
[05:58:29 PM] spies8Cory: You are not lying, are you?
[05:58:45 PM] spies8savannah: why would i lie about that
[05:58:47 PM] spies8savannah: o.o
[05:58:53 PM] spies8Cory: Girls are big liars. Lol.
[05:58:58 PM] spies8savannah: so are boys
[05:59:03 PM] spies8Cory: Only when it matters.
[05:59:07 PM] spies8Cory: What year were you born?
[05:59:28 PM] spies8savannah: 1992
[05:59:31 PM] spies8Cory: What month?
[05:59:47 PM] spies8savannah: october...
[05:59:54 PM] spies8Cory: Lol.
[06:00:04 PM] spies8Cory: Then you are not 18.
[06:00:08 PM] spies8savannah: sh
[06:00:16 PM] spies8Cory: Busted!
[06:00:23 PM] spies8savannah: close enough
[06:00:24 PM] spies8savannah: =P

[Cory]

[07:03:09 PM] spies8Cory: So you're a dude, are you?
[07:03:12 PM] spies8Cory: How'd that happen?
[07:03:37 PM] spies8jasmine: My birth name is Jonathan, but I got it swapped--now im jasmine.
[07:03:54 PM] spies8jasmine: got fake boobs, and soon..won't have a penis.
[07:03:55 PM] spies8jasmine: :-\
[07:04:48 PM] spies8Cory: Lol.
[07:04:53 PM] spies8Cory: So you don't like being a dude?
[07:04:59 PM] spies8Cory: What gives?
[07:05:17 PM] spies8jasmine: No...Just a mental thing, I guess.
[07:05:20 PM] spies8jasmine: Do you like being a dude?
[07:07:59 PM] spies8Cory: I would dare say I do.
[07:08:27 PM] spies8Cory: You couldn't pay me to remove my shanker.
[07:09:14 PM] spies8jasmine: :-) Shanker. that's an interesting word for it
[07:09:43 PM] spies8jasmine: How often do you use the shanker?
[07:12:56 PM] spies8Cory: Lol. Every day.
[07:13:15 PM] spies8Cory: A man needs to clean out the pipes.
[07:13:24 PM] spies8Cory: In more ways than one.
[07:13:47 PM] spies8jasmine: Well if u ever need help. ;-) just holla.
[07:14:07 PM] spies8Cory: Dane Cook might be interested.
[07:14:10 PM] spies8Cory: Got a business card?
[07:14:15 PM] spies8jasmine: No. :-)
[07:14:32 PM] spies8Cory: You should make one. It'll help build up a customer base.
[07:14:39 PM] spies8jasmine: Fuckk you.