Cory
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Post by Cory on Sept 22, 2010 2:40:49 GMT -6
I have no idea where my old copy went, so I went and purchased another. But simply going out and buying a copy of the game would be way too easy. Because I love you all so much, I hired some hooligans from the street to document the mischief. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT03sN5Z0tw&fmt=18 |
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Post by spies7vladimir on Sept 22, 2010 2:53:34 GMT -6
Nice. Classic T. Clerance right there. Classic.
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Kiara
Kiara
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Post by Kiara on Sept 22, 2010 4:57:33 GMT -6
Wow... that's just... wow...
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Post by Hambone on Sept 22, 2010 6:07:57 GMT -6
pure genius
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Post by Broderick on Sept 22, 2010 7:26:46 GMT -6
Yay!
Hahaha. Was that kid playing a game? His focus was hardcore! If a raptor tapped me on the shoulder, I don't like I'd be like eh. Hahaha.
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Nita
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Post by Nita on Sept 22, 2010 7:37:02 GMT -6
What I want to see is the conversation between the game store's employees.
"What's with the dinosaur? Is he a shoplifting risk?"
"Dude ... it looks like he's actually going to buy a game ..."
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Owen
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Post by Owen on Sept 22, 2010 14:17:12 GMT -6
This is amazing. Love the celebration dance/fist pump at around 2:20.
I can't decide who is cooler for this... you or the kid that managed to ignore you. Kid is cold blooded.
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Cory
Cory
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Post by Cory on Sept 22, 2010 15:24:14 GMT -6
What I want to see is the conversation between the game store's employees. "What's with the dinosaur? Is he a shoplifting risk?" "Dude ... it looks like he's actually going to buy a game ..." I failed to mention that I did this twice at two different stores, because apparently making sure a video camera is actually recording requires some kind of natural talent. It worked out okay though because the employees at the first store weren't amused, and even sent me packing when I failed to provide a form of identification. The guy at the second place was a lot cooler about it, although he made me(and the "oblivious" kid I was harassing) wait 20 minutes for some mysterious manager who was "taking out the trash." Nope. He was waiting at the front counter. I think he was nervous because he was there by himself. There are a couple of shots of him glancing at the camera and then quickly looking away. |
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Post by Magalie on Sept 22, 2010 16:12:13 GMT -6
omg lol at the video. I don't play video games but I know that little boys look all to well.
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Post by Samson on Sept 22, 2010 16:47:01 GMT -6
Kisses 4 Bev!
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Post by Broderick on Sept 22, 2010 23:35:16 GMT -6
Was the camera in his face? Sheeeesh. He was probably focusing on not wetting himself out of fear.
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Cory
Cory
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Post by Cory on Sept 23, 2010 1:06:10 GMT -6
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Post by Sisqo on Sept 23, 2010 15:15:15 GMT -6
Hahahahaha this is fantastic.  |
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Nita
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Post by Nita on Sept 23, 2010 15:16:19 GMT -6
Yesterday I stumbled upon notalwaysright.com, a site where people post their anecdotes about dealing with stupid people. One I just read: The Unfantastic Mr. Fox Movie Theater | United Kingdom (A man comes up to me with a huge bag.) Customer: “Can I ask an odd question?” Me: “Go for it.” Customer: “Would it be okay for me to put my fox costume on and stand in the foyer?” Me: “Why?” Customer: “Just for pleasure. I enjoy doing it and the customers would enjoy seeing it.” Me: “I’ll just check with my manager.” (I phone the manager and repeat the request. The manager laughs for a few minutes and says no.) Me: “I’m afraid my manager has said it’s not okay.” Customer: *looks down sadly* “It’s okay. They said no everywhere else I asked too.” *walks away sadly, dragging the bag with his fox costume in* (3,425 Thumbs Up!) notalwaysright.com/page/42 |
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Cory
Cory
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Post by Cory on Sept 23, 2010 15:40:53 GMT -6
Mistake #1: He asked.
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Post by Cinnamyn on Sept 23, 2010 15:58:29 GMT -6
when r we playing
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Post by Mary on Sept 23, 2010 16:47:49 GMT -6
Good stuff. Lots of potential. You should go wait in the unemployment line next time to cheer people up. I was high school mascot at my school. The big thing I learned from the previous mascot (besides how to shotgun a beer) was what mini-skits are crowd-pleasers. You can never go wrong with prying your jaws apart and letting them spring together on some little kid's (or baby's!) head. Here's a starting point. We expect more energy next time, and maybe some tumbling! cheerleading.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?zi=1/XJ&sdn=cheerleading&zu=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mascot.net%2Ftryout.html |
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Post by Sisqo on Sept 23, 2010 17:45:30 GMT -6
Yesterday I stumbled upon notalwaysright.com, a site where people post their anecdotes about dealing with stupid people. One I just read: The Unfantastic Mr. Fox Movie Theater | United Kingdom (A man comes up to me with a huge bag.) Customer: “Can I ask an odd question?” Me: “Go for it.” Customer: “Would it be okay for me to put my fox costume on and stand in the foyer?” Me: “Why?” Customer: “Just for pleasure. I enjoy doing it and the customers would enjoy seeing it.” Me: “I’ll just check with my manager.” (I phone the manager and repeat the request. The manager laughs for a few minutes and says no.) Me: “I’m afraid my manager has said it’s not okay.” Customer: *looks down sadly* “It’s okay. They said no everywhere else I asked too.” *walks away sadly, dragging the bag with his fox costume in* (3,425 Thumbs Up!) notalwaysright.com/page/42Y'know, there's an old anecdote in politics that if you want somebody to endorse something you've done, don't ask them to endorse it. Go on the news and say that they have endorsed it. Present them with a fait accompli, and they have a much bigger problem on their hands if they want to deny it. Now, picking an example completely at random to illustrate this: if Gamestop had been asked beforehand if some guy in a dinosaur costume could go there, browse the games, and generally freak the hell out of some poor kid, they would say "certainly not". Or something along those lines. When presented with a living, breathing, walking, insanely grinning philosoraptor, on the other hand... |
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Post by Sisqo on Sept 23, 2010 19:02:05 GMT -6
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Cory
Cory
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Post by Cory on Sept 23, 2010 19:19:06 GMT -6
Cinnamyn: I'm good whenever. Just shoot me a message on AIM(spies5Vince/spies8Cory/kingkison). I was high school mascot at my school. The big thing I learned from the previous mascot (besides how to shotgun a beer) was what mini-skits are crowd-pleasers. You can never go wrong with prying your jaws apart and letting them spring together on some little kid's (or baby's!) head. Wooo! Any good stories? I had walked 5 miles down the road barefoot the night before I did this(the second time). I'll blame the raging blisters for the lack of break dancing. *nods to self* |
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Post by spies7vladimir on Sept 23, 2010 19:55:33 GMT -6
The big thing I learned from the previous mascot (besides how to shotgun a beer) was what mini-skits are crowd-pleasers. Anyone else read that as mini skirts the first time (and every subsequent time...)? |
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Post by spies7vladimir on Sept 23, 2010 19:58:13 GMT -6
I had walked 5 miles down the road barefoot the night before I did this(the second time). I'll blame the raging blisters for the lack of break dancing. *nods to self* You know, when I was a kid, we had to walk 5 miles down the road barefoot... Oh. Carry on my illegitimate son. |
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Kiara
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Post by Kiara on Sept 23, 2010 20:45:21 GMT -6
The big thing I learned from the previous mascot (besides how to shotgun a beer) was what mini-skits are crowd-pleasers. Anyone else read that as mini skirts the first time (and every subsequent time...)? You know, after about the third read through I stopped trying to understand it. Now it makes sense.  |
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Kiara
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Post by Kiara on Sept 23, 2010 20:50:04 GMT -6
It is easier to get forgiveness than it is to get permission. |
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Post by Gertrude on Sept 23, 2010 21:11:01 GMT -6
Anyone else read that as mini skirts the first time (and every subsequent time...)? You know, after about the third read through I stopped trying to understand it. Now it makes sense. QFE&T |
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Nita
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Post by Nita on Sept 23, 2010 22:24:49 GMT -6
I would think mini-skirts would be effective crowd-pleasers though ...
Toddler, what kind of mascot were you? Also, WHY?
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Post by spies7vladimir on Sept 24, 2010 4:01:45 GMT -6
I would think mini-skirts would be effective crowd-pleasers though ... Certainly, but the fact he had to learn which mini skirts were crowd pleasers doesn't make sense, because all mini skirts are crowd pleasers. Or maybe I'm just...skirting...the issue. Bad pun of the week. Check back in next Friday for another bad pun. |
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Nita
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Post by Nita on Sept 24, 2010 7:37:40 GMT -6
If Todd had a lot of pudge back then, not all mini skirts would have been crowd pleasers.
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Post by Mary on Sept 24, 2010 10:19:45 GMT -6
I was the Bobcat. Sadly, the costume was built for shorties and I'm 6'4". So his legs pretty much came to my knees and then I had cat feet over my sneakers, and wtf do you do with a foot and a half of cat shin? My favorite mascot moment was picking up a lady's baby to play with and getting punched and screamed at. A close second was handing out placards to our rich-kid rivals so they spelled "WE SUCK" when they held them up.
As to why.. my mom refused to sign the permission slip so I could play football, so this was the best I could do. Thank god, cause our team went 0-10 while I cavorted with pom bimbos on the sidelines.
Somewhere out there is a photo of me and the rest of the basketball team serenading the Cheerios after stealing their mini-skirts. Definitely a crowd-pleaser.
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Post by Mary on Sept 24, 2010 10:23:41 GMT -6
And this thread needs more Philosoraptor videos. Maybe you could take requests.
I suggest you apply for an online dating service in costume.
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