Camilla: You're in the business of misery. Whoa, you never meant to brag, but you got him where you want him now.
Alexei: I know I joked about how gracious you were in lying down in defeat, but you seem like a legitimately nice guy with a good attitude. Thank you for being the first spy that I legitimately caught in the series.
Savannah: I still think you're a spy. I still you deflected suspicion onto anyone you could. I still don't understand why you didn't roleclaim.
Margot: You had a lot more tranny potential than Jasmine.
Gabriel: MY PINT SIZED BRAWLER. You brought such a great spirit to the game. The spies probably made the right choice imprisoning you when they did, you were a lovable character with the hunting skills to go along with it.
Themba: You still made me laugh more than anyone else in the game. Could always count on you for a good laugh or to pick up on an obscure Spies 7 reference. I regret voting you when I did, but at the same time, if you had been around after Isaac came up scum it wouldn't have been pretty for you. Thanks for being understanding during your exile.
Nita: You sort of took me under your wing (along with Tina) and I'm really grateful that you did. As someone that isn't confident in themselves, you always had a calming effect on me when I was second guessing myself. I have a lot of respect for how you play the game.
Isaac: Take this as a learning lesson; try not to worry so much about how you appear in these games. A genuine appearance can go a long way (see: Steph). I'm sorry about your personal loss during the game. Hope you're doing well with all of that now.
Lilith: You had some of the most batshit theories that I've ever seen. I remember all of the times I was stressing about things and being hammered with IM's and questions for others, and then you'd come out of nowhere with crazy theories that would completely mess up my train of thought. In hindsight, it was really amusing. I appreciate you taking the bullet for Tina when you did, I'm pretty sure she would have gone otherwise.
Magalie: Fuggin hilarious. I will not be surprised at all if I found out that you were an experienced mafia player knowing that people will try to complete ignore WIFOM. My post against you the day you were lynched is still one of the things I'm proudest of. Nailed that shit.
Tina: I loved having you as an ally so much. You were always on the hunt for new things, had good reads on people and put me on the right track at times, and never really gave me a reason to doubt you. You, my friend, are the anti-Vladimir for me. I legitimately did want you to be immune over me the round that you went, and I appreciate you not being selfish and wanting me to be safe as well.
Zedekiah: I regret voting for you the most, as you were the only person I voted for thinking that you would come up town. You were a fun character when you were around.
Allan: You motherfucker. I HATE YOU FOR ROBBING ME OUT OF 33 DOLLARS. In all seriousness, I don't blame you for taking the bribe at all. Though, I really do wish you would have stuck around, as you had a powerful role and I was beginning to trust you more and more. Kinda bothered me that you said you didn't really enjoy any of us, since I was getting fond of your n00bie ass.
Cory: My #1 homebizzle and ally in the game. I really was on the verge on asking for a replacement when you went out. I know that sounds a bit overdramatic, but you were the only one at that point that was trying to keep my spirits up. We were pretty much in the same position and I felt like I could tell you all of my suspicions without having shit used against me at a later point.
Awohali: Buthayna is a spy. Jenny is a spy. Herb is a spy. Yeah, that's right, mofo.
Gertrude: Lynch Isaac.
Jenny: Thought you were extremely fake at first, but as the game went on I didn't feel that way at all. You were always one of the people that made sure to always keep in contact with me, and even when I was about to mislynch you, you were gracious and supporting.
Broderick: You sure know how to piss a brotha off. Having legitimate hatred for an alias character isn't something that usually happens to me, but I loathed you. I'm glad that we started being civil with each other towards the end, and I was actually really disappointed to see you go. PUSSY.
Cinnamyn: I was totally going to apply to this as Odessa "The Big O." She was a plus-sized video-ho from the 90's that was on the trail to making a comeback and wanted to be Nicki Minaj. For that, I loved Cinnamyn.
Claude: One of my favorites from this whole experience. You're stubborn as hell and seem really set in your mafia ways, but unlike most hardcore forum mafia playing douchebags that I've encountered, I found those things likable about you. I loved being able to have regular everyday conversations with you and the fact that you hated roleplaying so much, it was refreshing. Hardcore forum mafia player, stubborn, hates roleplay... I should probably dislike you, but there's something about you that's extremely likable.
Lawrence: LAWRENCE. LAWRENCE IS A SPYYYYYY. I didn't like having to do it at YOUR expense personally, but yeah, it was awesome. Like I said, if you didn't make me scum in your game, I wouldn't have been able to call that out as a bus.
Owen: Love you.
Gertrude: Lynch Isaac.
Dane: omgaw OMGUS. Despite being thought of as a big asshole by many, you actually never offended me, I just didn't agree with your gameplay. Your being blindsided was ridiculous.
Chance: Oh Chance, so many ups and downs with you. At first I had no problem defending you, but as time went on, it became such a stressful chore. After Gert went, your attitude with me completely changed, and I really wasn't diggin' the attitude towards me when I did nothing but defend you and held your secret for rounds. There were times where I thought you were a reckless idiot, but in the end, I think you're a good guy who took a lot of shit and it wore on you.
Kiara: You've got a lot of fight in you. If you're town, you've been tragically wrong. If you're scum, congratulations on working your way out of danger and getting Zed mislynched. Either way, you're a fighter.
Stephanie: You're awesome, almost always put a smile on my face with your antics. With all of my trusted allies dying, you were the sole survivor of all of that, and I'm grateful to the spies for keeping AT LEAST you around. Like I've said so many times already, I think you're completely genuine. You might not be a crazy bug killing bitch for Jersey, but ever since getting over my original thought of you, I've felt like you're the most honest (sometimes to a fault) player in the game. STOP TRUSTING MARY AND WIN THIS.
Jasmine: omgaw OMGUS. Great in the character aspect, not so much in the gameplay aspect. I know you're fighting hard now and seem to have a decent idea of what's going on (besides suspecting Steph) but unfortunately you didn't handle yourself well for most of the game and you have little to no support.
Rondak: Original Rondak was one of my favorite people to talk to in the beginning. Tons of hilarious convos in a short amount of time. Didn't really get to talk to Brondak, but he seems like a good enough guy. Plus he voted Lawrence... for that, I love him.
Hammy Sweetheart: Not using your name in here so you can't ctrl+f. Though we really didn't talk too often, I loved our buddy buddy relationship. Your "gut" feeling on me from the first mafia mini the first night when I wasn't even playing was fucking great. Almost positive you played up the Survivor thing because of last season and the aftermath because of Survivor players, and for that, I LOVE YOU. Pretty sure you're scum. You played it well, buddy.
Mary: One of my favorite characters. Amazing dry sense of humor. I loved our first couple of conversations before I started distrusting you. After about round 5 or so though, there was a clear disconnect between the two of us since I didn't trust you and I'm pretty sure you were aware of that. Most likely the leader of the spies. If so, well played, but screw you for killing all of the good characters/my allies. Hopefully one day you will lead an exciting life like Dr. Crowhurst is now.
Gertrude: Lynch Isaac. Alright, I'll give you a little more than that. Like I said a while back, you'd be my favorite character from a viewers standpoint. You were great. I know you don't think you're good at scumhunting, but I think you did really well in that aspect for your first time. You know you're a great friend of mine, like the annoying younger brother I never had or wanted, but can't get rid of.
For probably my last post in my Spies confessional forever, this is O-Town signing out. Keep in touch, all.