©ritiques.!~~!

[Cinnamyn]

You're a bitch.

It pains me to say this, because I think you are an OK guy, but damn if I don't feel like you get a little menstrual sometimes. Perhaps you can better hide your gifts from Aunt Flo, so you don't take your cramps and mood swings out on us. Repeating questions doesn't make you seem more cit, just more like an asshole.

I also suggest you cook more meals for us. Besides bringing the sexy, brooding older male demographic to the game, you need to bring something else, because really I get hungry sometimes. I will be less inclined to vote for you if you cook me up a good meal. Maybe some chitlins and steak fries, maybe some homemade mashed potatoes and gravy, maybe a watermelon flavored daiquiri? Give a girl a little help.

I don't think you are boring, despite what Magalie says.

Okay, I kind of lied. I just don't like that it takes you so long to respond whenever I'm typing. It makes me feel unimportant. Do you think I like that? You are no better than I am Broderick (just saying) so I don't like it when you make me feel like I am being privileged to talk with you when you aren't even cooking me up some nice fatty foods. Not a good thing.

[Cinnamyn]

I think you're one of the smartest people here. You have your opinions, you stand by them, and you aren't afraid to be yourself when people say you're stupid, because in reality these people just have diagonal faces and haven't gotten laid in weeks (Dane).

You are a fierce diva honey, work that updo! If anything, just try to more eloquently voice your suspicions. I think you can have a lot of sway if you can put how you feel about people in coherent terms, instead of, you know, suspecting people for asking what bussing is.

[Cinnamyn]

Jasmine, you are someone that can really take this game by the horns and do very well if you choose to. The problem is, you seem to take things way to personally and play too emotionally. While it's good in some moments, at other times, like looking at Chance's case (or rather - not) it just makes you seem juvenile.

Sometimes it's okay to put your personal issues aside to focus on the game. I don't care if Cory called you a mean name, Chance is being an asshole as per usual, or you stubbed your toe earlier today. When it's time to catch spies it's time to catch spies, and you have a gift that is put on the back-burner because you can't reign in your emotions.

Your lipstick also does absolutely nothing for your complexion honey, you need to go a bit more neutral.

[Cinnamyn]

I honestly don't give a two shits how long you have been playing mafia. Using the justification of playing for however many years you have for your suspicions really just makes you seem like a cocky fool. You don't know how a spy would act, you don't know how a citizen would act, and your years of experience really just make me want to laugh in your face, because in this game, it's worth nothing.

You are underestimating the spies. They will continue to use you and your emotional "veteran" tendencies until they can throw you in the trash. The great thing about this game is that we are all on the same level, and are expected to work together. The sooner you figure this out, the better.

And also, the aliases are the best part of this game, so you can kiss my ass, which is conveniently hiding behind an alias.

[Cinnamyn]

you can take out that last bit and just leave it at "best part of this game." if you think it's too much. i just liked it.

i figure it might make it obvious who i am, so it's your call.

[Cinnamyn]

You are the funniest person in this game! You honestly crack me up so much. When you barge into chat and make random accusations and insult people, boy does that really make me chuckle! You know what would be better? If you didn't use logical thought and instead just blabbed about how right you are! Oh wait, you already do, LOL!

The spies are going to exploit you if you don't shape up. They probably already are. You are the perfect target - someone loud, obnoxious, and prone to stupid suspicions. Perfect for that game winning exile. Maybe if you spent half as much time reading cases and following up on them as you do being an asshole, you could catch some spies.

Maybe.

[Cinnamyn]

I feel like out of everyone, you have played this game the skeeviest. It's just the things that you do that put me off. The late vote switches, the weird way you go about conversations, something just doesn't add up.

While I think your methods are a bit slimy, I think the intentions are generally good. You have a nice head on your shoulders, and even though I could do without the facial hair, you could put it to better use. I think you have sort of alienated people a little bit, even though that's not your intention. I would just try to be a bit more open to everyone.

Speaking of open, please just fuck Chance so we can have another Spies romance. We're overdue.

[Chance]

Speaking of open, please just fuck Chance so we can have another Spies romance. We're overdue.

[Cory]

Haha. I should have known Cinnamyn wrote that one.

She said my facial hair "b jank" at one point, and was totally a Chance<->Cory instigator.