Randomosity

[Broderick]

spies8gertrude (19:41:2): My sister, who's getting married in a few months, just asked me to be her maid of honor!

This BRoderick proceeded to break down in tears, over his own missing fiancee.

[Broderick]

Chance - Tanner

[Broderick]

People signed the noreallifepoliticstruce... then brought up real life politics.

FAIL. UBER EPIC. F A I L

[Broderick]

spies8rondak (20:02:49): Watch out for the werewolves.

[Broderick]

spies8rondak (20:13:21): We are playing mafia ... inside mafia.
spies8stephanie (20:13:23): yea i've had collegen injections
spies8rondak (20:13:23): My mind is blown.

Clownie?

[Broderick]

spies8camilla (20:25:14): :X js
spies8camilla (20:25:24): the heart wants what it wants.

[Broderick]

spies8camilla (20:24:48): there is obvious sexual tension between jasmines corpse and broderick
spies8jasmine (20:24:59): lol
spies8mary (20:24:59): But she was just weird is all.
spies8gabriel (20:25:0): ew necrophillia
spies8owen (20:25:7): HA. Awkward.
spies8broderick (20:25:8): that is disgusting
spies8camilla (20:25:14): :X js
spies8camilla (20:25:24): the heart wants what it wants.
spies8mary (20:25:24): I think we should vote for Gertrude.
spies8broderick (20:25:33): why?
spies8camilla (20:25:35): *cue the gertie bitchface*
spies8gertrude (20:25:41): I would obviously disagree with that.
spies8mary (20:25:42): But I am afraid that if I vote and am wrong, we lose.
spies8jasmine (20:25:44): its only disgusting because i have a penis. rude.
spies8gertrude (20:25:46): *makes a bitchface*
spies8camilla (20:25:53): GERTIEGODDESS

[Broderick]

spies8claude (21:49:42): When did I have a question?
spies8claude (21:49:46): Sorry, doing a few things ato nceh ere.
spies8mary (21:49:47): You didn't.
spies8mary (21:49:53): I know. You do that.
spies8mary (21:50:4): You ignored me in our session this afternoon.
spies8claude (21:50:14): I actually had to go AFK there.
spies8mary (21:50:24): I won't be paying you.
spies8mary (21:50:30): I hope you'll understand.
spies8isaac (21:50:33): lol
spies8claude (21:50:36): lol
spies8claude (21:50:40): It's okay, that session was on me.

spies8mary (21:51:2): If you want to try again, and have the time, I could really use it.


ROFL. I immediately thought of Prostitution.

[Judge Sam]

You're a strange one Christina.

[Broderick]

Haha. I had forgotten Claude's profession. It seriously sounded like hehad hired her for sex, then went AFK during it.!!!!

[Broderick]

spies8broderick (21:46:22): I'm trying to have a game related discussion here.
spies8broderick (21:46:30): Why are you so adverse to one?
spies8magalie (21:46:52): okay but sometimes thats why people leave when you are in the chat room
spies8magalie (21:46:58): because your borin
spies8broderick (21:47:15): lol. Evidence
spies8broderick (21:47:20): Show it
spies8magalie (21:47:26): okay fine
spies8magalie (21:47:29) has left the room.
spies8gertrude (21:47:34): LOL
spies8magalie (21:47:44) has entered the room.
spies8magalie (21:47:50): proved it
spies8broderick (21:48:4): Not really.

While funny. Rather irritating. Magalie is nothing more than a child. Seriously, if you don't want to actually play spies - which means SCUM HUNT, or pretend to do it if you're a spy. Then GTFO thanks.

[Broderick]

[21:46] spies8rondak: I am as confused as a half-elf bisexual.

lol

[Broderick]

[12:52] spies8dane: NIET

[Broderick]

[03:31] Spies8Awohali: Quitting is like shitting, it feels good initially, but in the end (or out of the... end) it is just a load of crap.

[Broderick]

spies8chance (18:54:24): welcome back again, sweetness.
spiesXTonisha (19:14:2) has left the room.
spies8owen (19:16:37) has entered the room.
spies8cinnamyn (19:22:47) has left the room.
spies8broderick (19:22:49): Hi Owen
spies8gertrude (19:23:56): "lmfao. hey broderick.
spies8owen (19:23:57): Evening Brod.
spies8gertrude (19:23:57): "
spies8gertrude (19:24:1): Damn.
spies8owen (19:24:7): Failure.
spies8owen (19:24:10): Pushups, now.
spies8owen (19:24:12): Or laps.
spies8gertrude (19:24:15): Laps.
spies8gertrude (19:24:31): Ladies do not do anaerobic exercise.
spies8claude (19:24:40): Ooooh, Gertrude in a bathing suit.
spies8claude (19:24:45): Not sure it that's exciting or not.
spies8chance (19:24:59): hahaha.
spies8gertrude (19:25:3): Why would you assume swimming laps?
spies8claude (19:25:11): Oh
spies8broderick (19:25:21): I thought laps from a dog bowl
spies8gertrude (19:25:24): When is that ever a punishment of a P.E. teacher?
spies8claude (19:25:25): That is weird that I automatically assumed that.
spies8gertrude (19:25:34): Scumslip, for sure.
spies8claude (19:25:39): yeah
spies8claude (19:25:48): Living in AZ is scummy
spies8broderick (19:26:13): If the school has an indoor pool and its swimtime
spies8gertrude (19:26:36): Then he would make me run laps around the pool for extra punishment.
spies8gertrude (19:26:45): And why would the pool have to be indoor?
spies8gertrude (19:26:57): You people and your hypothetical assumptions.
spies8claude (19:27:12): Most school pools are indoors, so that they can be used in the winter.
spies8broderick (19:27:23): outside would be vulnerable to vandalism
spies8gertrude (19:27:30): Most psychologists don't talk to teachers as if they are experts in schooling.
spies8broderick (19:27:37): what claude said too
spies8gertrude (19:27:51): Nor do whatever the hell Broderick does.
spies8gertrude (19:28:3): Gay Porn, probably.
spies8broderick (19:28:15): K. Can the punishment be laps from a dog bowl
spies8broderick (19:28:29): I'd probably make a lot from gay porn
spies8gertrude (19:28:36): A gay porn star with a dog fetish.
spies8broderick (19:28:39): But I make more from owning a restaurant
spies8gertrude (19:28:52): Oh?
spies8gertrude (19:29:2): What appetizer would you recommend?
spies8broderick (19:29:4): Nah, no dog fetish
spies8gertrude (19:29:13): Vegetarian, please.
spies8gertrude (19:29:18): And what's the price?
spies8gertrude (19:29:21): What's the price?
spies8gertrude (19:29:24): What's the price?
spies8gertrude (19:29:27): You're not answering.
spies8gertrude (19:29:28): Scum.
spies8broderick (19:29:39): But licking a dog bowl is considered demeaning.
spies8broderick (19:30:9): The image of Gertie licking from a dog bowl would amuse me all day
spies8gertrude (19:30:26): The weak-minded ARE easily amused.
spies8gertrude (19:30:35): You just got schooled.
spies8broderick (19:30:40): Better if a habitual drooler used it first
spies8jenny (19:30:56): That's just gross.
spies8chance (19:30:57): and because gertie's a teacher, extra points!
spies8broderick (19:31:19): Yes yes I'm weak minded. rofl
spies8gertrude (19:31:45): Clearly, considering your lack of punctuation.
spies8broderick (19:32:8): rofl
spies8gertrude (19:32:24): I take off points for that, you know.
spies8broderick (19:32:29): That apostrophe and period were doozies to put in there.
spies8broderick (19:32:34): Not sure how i managed it
spies8broderick (19:32:57): next time i'll ask for assistance
spies8broderick (19:33:0): whups. two more
spies8broderick (19:33:3): oh shit
spies8broderick (19:33:10): i need help with this punctuation gertie
spies8broderick (19:33:13): rofl
spies8gertrude (19:33:24): It's safe to say you're not getting any participation points today.
spies8broderick (19:33:41): In class or Spies?
spies8gertrude (19:33:56): Class. Both, just to offend you.
spies8broderick (19:34:13): lol. Not offended.
spies8gertrude (19:34:26): Give me a few minutes. We'll get there.
gurgelain (19:34:28) has left the room.
spies8broderick (19:34:31): Graduated already. Started an Ep 5 discussion thread
spies8broderick (19:34:40): Whups, I guess that doesn't count as participation
spies8broderick (19:34:52): Damn punctuation!
spies8gertrude (19:34:55): Whups.
spies8broderick (19:34:58): Keeps SHOWING UP
spies8broderick (19:34:59): rofl
spies8gertrude (19:35:5): That is a disgusting spelling of that word.
spies8gertrude (19:35:21): I feel like if could be a synonym to vomit.
spies8gertrude (19:35:37): I whupsed last night all over the kitchen counter.
spies8claude (19:35:42): lol
spies8broderick (19:36:9): Yes. Failure to keep hold of your bowel movements is a whups Gertied
spies8broderick (19:36:11): *-d
spies8broderick (19:36:24): Saying whoops would signify you got laid
spies8chance (19:36:24): gertied sounds like the past tense of a verb.
spies8broderick (19:36:28): Whups on that whoops
spies8broderick (19:36:31): rofl
spies8gertrude (19:36:32): Failure to realize vomiting is not a bowel movement is even more disgusting.
spies8chance (19:36:35): 'i gertied last night all over the kitchen counter.'
spies8chance (19:36:49): sorry gertie. <3
spies8gertrude (19:37:0): Chance, you made it sound hot.
spies8gertrude (19:37:5): I hope you used protection.
spies8chance (19:37:7): really?
spies8chance (19:37:13): hey cory, let's go gertie on the kitchen counter.
spies8chance (19:37:14):
spies8gertrude (19:37:26): Be safe, love birds.
spies8gertrude (19:37:40): Well, love bird and date rape victim.
spies8chance (19:38:8): which is which?
spies8broderick (19:38:26): Cinnmyn can't be your buffer Cory. Might want to just duck out lol
spies8gertrude (19:38:39): Let's be productive.
spies8gertrude (19:38:51): Would anyone like to analyze why the Spies may have chosen Magalie?
spies8claude (19:39:14): Because it just creates a giant WIFOM-fest.
spies8chance (19:40:15): i like jenny's theory.


*bodies* *bodies* *bodies* *bodies*

[Broderick]

You know it:

[Broderick]

spies8broderick (19:16:9): What did you do?
spies8broderick (19:16:14): Chance and Rondak?
spies8hambone (19:16:26): Myself
spies8broderick (19:16:35): oh no lol.
spies8hambone (19:16:45): what
spies8broderick (19:16:46): What did you do to let chance and rondak get there
spies8broderick (19:16:47): lol
spies8hambone (19:16:52): get where
spies8broderick (19:16:54): I voted myself as well.
spies8broderick (19:17:0): in the senate
spies8hambone (19:17:7): what r u talking about
spies8broderick (19:17:8): why are chance and rondak in the senate!
spies8hambone (19:17:10): lol
spies8hambone (19:17:15): they won the poll
spies8broderick (19:17:22): I know....
spies8hambone (19:17:22): results are up
spies8broderick (19:17:23): lol
spies8broderick (19:17:30): But how the hell did THEY make it there
spies8hambone (19:17:35): i do not know
spies8hambone (19:17:41): i didnt expect them at all, so
spies8broderick (19:17:42): Recount
spies8hambone (19:17:47): well rondak maybe
spies8hambone (19:17:48): i can see
spies8hambone (19:17:51): getting the least
spies8hambone (19:17:52): but CHANCE?
spies8hambone (19:17:54): the most?
spies8hambone (19:17:55): wtf
spies8hambone (19:18:2): why not kiara
spies8broderick (19:18:6): lol. Some think he is cit
spies8hambone (19:18:8): if everyone says shes 100$ cit
spies8hambone (19:18:13): %
spies8hambone (19:18:14): lol
spies8broderick (19:18:29): Expecially if people int he senate think he is cit. aka gert comes to mind
spies8broderick (19:18:32): Probably Jenny
spies8broderick (19:18:42): If a spy, he probably got votes from spypals
spies8broderick (19:19:2): Of course, no one nominated him for exile.
spies8broderick (19:19:5): ugh
spies8hambone (19:20:26): no one nominated rondak!?
spies8hambone (19:20:27): or chance
spies8hambone (19:20:27): god this is all so messed up
spies8hambone (19:20:27): were gonna lose the game
spies8hambone (19:20:27): cuz ppl cant pull it together
spies8hambone (19:20:27): everyone is going inactive
spies8broderick (19:20:43): mmhmm
spies8broderick (19:20:56): if he didnt vote, he'll prob be penalty nominated
spies8broderick (19:21:6): plus the senate thinks they can run every thing
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spies8broderick (19:22:4): 'mmhmm'. 'if he didn't vote, he'll prob be penalty nominated. 'plus the senate thinks they can run every thing'
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spies8broderick (19:24:7): lol. If I didn't vote for myself, prob would've gotten least
spies8hambone (19:25:3): DO U SEE THIS SHIT
spies8hambone (19:25:6): THIS IS WHY WE ARE GONNA LOSE
spies8broderick (19:25:13): Huh?
spies8hambone (19:25:20): LIKE 10 NOMINEES
spies8broderick (19:25:31): Where is it posted?
spies8hambone (19:26:14): its not posted
spies8hambone (19:26:16): chatroom
spies8broderick (19:26:20): I can't get in
spies8hambone (19:26:23): OH UR NOT IN THERE
spies8hambone (19:26:23): ok
spies8hambone (19:26:24): um
spies8hambone (19:26:26): 10 people
spies8hambone (19:26:28): are nominated
spies8hambone (19:26:28): LOL
spies8hambone (19:26:33): not even kidding
spies8broderick (19:26:39): Who?
spies8hambone (19:26:46): u and me arent of the 10
spies8hambone (19:26:47): 0_0
spies8broderick (19:26:52): YAY
spies8hambone (19:26:53): everyone but...
spies8broderick (19:26:54): lol
spies8hambone (19:26:54): You
spies8hambone (19:26:54): Me
spies8hambone (19:26:57): Owen
spies8hambone (19:26:59): Mary
spies8hambone (19:27:5): uhhhh
spies8broderick (19:27:10): Who voted Chance?
spies8hambone (19:27:13): Gert
spies8hambone (19:27:19): (idk sam is posting it on the board now)
spies8hambone (19:27:21): andddd
spies8broderick (19:27:25): lol WHAT?
spies8broderick (19:27:35): oh
spies8hambone (19:27:38): kiara
spies8broderick (19:27:41): I thought you said Gertrude nominated Chance.
spies8broderick (19:27:45): I was about to have a stroke
spies8hambone (19:27:47): You Me Gert Kiara Mary Owen
spies8hambone (19:27:49): i think
spies8hambone (19:27:52): are the only 6
spies8hambone (19:27:56): LOL
spies8broderick (19:29:59): awohali probably nominated chance
spies8broderick (19:30:5): jasmine may of nominated claude
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spies8hambone (20:07:43): SIR
spies8hambone (20:07:48): sir broderick
spies8broderick (20:07:54): ?
spies8hambone (20:07:59): guess what
spies8hambone (20:08:4): u and me have a special bond
spies8broderick (20:08:7): ?
spies8hambone (20:08:11): for the last 10 minutes
spies8hambone (20:08:16): ive been checking over all the votes
spies8hambone (20:08:19): of the whole game
spies8broderick (20:08:25): lol
spies8broderick (20:08:29): Never voted for
spies8hambone (20:08:30): u and me are the only ones never to receive a vote
spies8hambone (20:08:33): :-)
spies8broderick (20:08:37): What?
spies8hambone (20:08:40): ya
spies8broderick (20:08:42): lol that is crazy
spies8hambone (20:08:45): ya lol
spies8hambone (20:08:48): *votes for u next week*
spies8broderick (20:08:51): I knew I've never been voted for. But th eonly two?
spies8hambone (20:08:55): yup
spies8broderick (20:08:59): -votes for you next week-
spies8hambone (20:09:0): think about it
spies8hambone (20:09:6): 10 of 16 of us are up this week
spies8broderick (20:09:16): Some for the first time, yeah?
spies8hambone (20:09:28): that leaves us, gert, mary, owen, and kiara
spies8hambone (20:09:32): (yes prolly)
spies8hambone (20:09:36): mary self voted 2 votes
spies8hambone (20:09:42): allan voted for owen week one
spies8hambone (20:09:53): kiara got early votes
spies8broderick (20:10:4): cinnamyn's first i think
spies8hambone (20:10:4): i voted for gert a couple weeks backl
spies8hambone (20:10:10): yeah her first i think
spies8hambone (20:10:19): and awohali?
spies8broderick (20:10:34): When was Cory voted for?
spies8hambone (20:10:42): well hes dead
spies8hambone (20:10:56): never
spies8broderick (20:11:3): lol
spies8broderick (20:11:6): first for awol too
spies8hambone (20:11:10): yeah!
spies8hambone (20:11:10): wow
spies8hambone (20:11:14): U AND ME BUB
spies8hambone (20:11:16): *hugs*
spies8broderick (20:11:20): lol
spies8hambone (20:11:24): lolol
spies8hambone (20:11:27): is this a good thing?
spies8hambone (20:11:29): i guess so ya
spies8broderick (20:11:32): I dont know
spies8hambone (20:11:36): it could also get us killed
spies8broderick (20:11:49): Don't vote for me just to ruin it
spies8hambone (20:11:50): cuz no one suspects us it kinda means
spies8hambone (20:11:52): LOL
spies8broderick (20:11:53): How so?
spies8hambone (20:11:53): i wont
spies8hambone (20:11:55): im not that dumb
spies8hambone (20:11:57): well
spies8broderick (20:11:57): Sorta ya
spies8hambone (20:12:0): no one suspects us ENOUGH
spies8hambone (20:12:7): and if ppl dont suspect us enough
spies8hambone (20:12:10): and aint voting for us
spies8broderick (20:12:15): yeah, gotcha
spies8hambone (20:12:16): it makes us imprironsment targets
spies8hambone (20:12:18): ya
spies8hambone (20:12:22): did u ever vote for a spy
spies8broderick (20:12:33): depends on what chance and jasmine flip
spies8hambone (20:12:39): so not yet at least
spies8hambone (20:12:46): like... a definitely spy
spies8hambone (20:12:47): i mean
spies8broderick (20:12:48): only one known - themba
spies8hambone (20:12:53): oh wow
spies8hambone (20:12:57): yeah im like the same as u
spies8hambone (20:13:1): 1 spy 1 cit
spies8broderick (20:13:2): I've voted three people the entire game. jasmine, chance, and themba over mags
spies8hambone (20:13:11): i got alexei :-)
spies8hambone (20:13:13): hehehehe
spies8broderick (20:13:15): well not cinnamyn
spies8broderick (20:13:23): *now
spies8hambone (20:13:29): my 1 cit vote for for Allan
spies8hambone (20:13:32): cuz i wasnt home
spies8hambone (20:13:34): to change my vote
spies8hambone (20:13:40): the week he roleclaimed
spies8hambone (20:13:41): well
spies8hambone (20:13:45): the week SHE roleclaimed
spies8broderick (20:16:10): lol
spies8broderick (20:16:22): this exile will probably be between awohali and dane
spies8hambone (20:16:52): i have NO idea
spies8hambone (20:16:54): lol
spies8hambone (20:19:0): how is lawrence this smart already
spies8broderick (20:19:15): meh.
spies8broderick (20:19:23): I do. It'll most likely be between dane an awohali
spies8hambone (20:19:36): perhaps
spies8broderick (20:19:41): owen is for both of them. cinn and chance want awohali
spies8broderick (20:19:47): gert wants dane or awohali
spies8broderick (20:20:0): steph seems to want dane
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spies8broderick (20:35:14): spies8stephanie (20:29:26): next time we might be down to just 2 or 3 people nominating

spies8stephanie (20:29:40): that's a lot of power for the nominators
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spies8broderick (20:35:16): lol



Hambone is... *chuckles*

[Broderick]

spies8broderick (16:55:4): What about a Chance, Claude, and Jasmine trio?
spies8broderick (16:55:12): Explosive I think
spies8mary (16:55:19): Three dicks and one chick.
spies8mary (16:55:27): I can't believe I just said that.

spies8gertrude (16:55:28): Mary.
spies8broderick (16:55:31): lol
spies8gertrude (16:55:32): I love you.
spies8mary (16:55:43): It just slipped out.
spies8broderick (16:55:47): They can stroke each other's 'egos'
spies8isaac (16:56:35): Wow, chats like this shouldn't happen until after 11pm at night. that or you should charge others for participating
spies8broderick (16:57:34): Chats like what?
spies8broderick (16:57:37): Humorous?
spies8gertrude (16:57:43): Sexual.
spies8broderick (16:57:50): It is after 11 somewhere. lol

Haha.

[Broderick]

I was talking about this way back, when. xD

[Chance]

Nuh uh, Chance isn't Tanner, I know not what you're talking about.