Say hi and introduce yourself
Jun 16, 2010 3:00:16 GMT -6
Post by Judge Sam on Jun 16, 2010 3:00:16 GMT -6
Hello, I'm Judge Sam, the magistrate of Washington D.C. This is a cutthroat place, it being the center of political power of the country. Here you've got more conniving politicians than Justin Bieber has creepy valentines. With all these legislators, and political minded folk, keeping things orderly is a tough task. But I'm up to it.
The Democrats and Republicans are always at each other's throats, most of the time acting like bratty children just because they can. The good people of the Judiciary are the only impartial ones here, and we try and keep things fair and balanced.
If those two groups of dunderheads wasn't bad enough, reports have come in of legislators being bribed by foreign officials. Foreign countries sending agents to bribe our politicians... and getting them to vote how they want to. That is the highest treason. Politicians selling out their own country to a foreign enemy for cold, hard cash. If this keeps up, our government will be in shambles, our priorities orchestrated by our enemies, and the foundation of our society a joke. It's time to stop this corruption and get to the bottom of things.
Anyway, introduce yourself and let's get things started, I'm really excited to see what's in store for you all!
The Democrats and Republicans are always at each other's throats, most of the time acting like bratty children just because they can. The good people of the Judiciary are the only impartial ones here, and we try and keep things fair and balanced.
If those two groups of dunderheads wasn't bad enough, reports have come in of legislators being bribed by foreign officials. Foreign countries sending agents to bribe our politicians... and getting them to vote how they want to. That is the highest treason. Politicians selling out their own country to a foreign enemy for cold, hard cash. If this keeps up, our government will be in shambles, our priorities orchestrated by our enemies, and the foundation of our society a joke. It's time to stop this corruption and get to the bottom of things.
Anyway, introduce yourself and let's get things started, I'm really excited to see what's in store for you all!