Exile 11 Transcript

[Judge Sam]

Judge Sam (10:00:48 PM): 2 seconds to vote or change.
Judge Sam (10:00:49 PM): Time's up.
Judge Sam (10:00:59 PM): Exile 11 begins now!
spies8mary (10:01:00 PM): Sam, you should just lie and tell your guests you host a TV reality show.
spies8mary (10:01:06 PM): It will make more sense to them.
Judge Sam (10:01:12 PM): oh that's a good idea.
spies8mary (10:01:19 PM): Then when they ask
spies8mary (10:01:22 PM): what channel
spies8mary (10:01:31 PM): Just tell them it's a big hit in North Korea
Judge Sam (10:01:35 PM): haha
spies8mary (10:01:36 PM): but not in the States yet.
Judge Sam (10:02:12 PM): Alright, so we are at the last remaining 8 players
Judge Sam (10:02:26 PM): 22 of you have been sent packing and all the pressure lies solely on the shoulders of 7 of you 8.
burgshmurg (10:02:36 PM): Shoutout.
Judge Sam (10:02:48 PM): Let's start with the classic scheduling.
Judge Sam (10:02:56 PM): Tuesday/Wendesday will be days off.
spies8chance (10:03:02 PM): test
spies8jasmine (10:03:04 PM): Alochol makes you sleep really well, so odd.
spies8chance (10:03:07 PM): jeez, finally.
spies8chance (10:03:09 PM): thanks steph.
spies8mary (10:03:09 PM): Has anyone seen Chance?
Judge Sam (10:03:13 PM): Imprisonment #12 will be Friday evening sometime.
Judge Sam (10:03:35 PM): Hoping for Exile 12 on the Sunday but we shall see.
Judge Sam (10:03:46 PM): The game is winding down... only three more possible Exiles remain, but there could be less.
spies8dane (10:04:00 PM): I expect less
spies8stephanie (10:04:22 PM): three more after tonight?
spies8stephanie (10:04:27 PM): or including tonight?
Judge Sam (10:04:28 PM): A quick question... how do you think the Spies are feeling after they lost half their army in these last two Exiles?
spies8chance (10:04:34 PM): 'lol fuck.'
spies8stephanie (10:04:43 PM): scared, i hope
spies8dane (10:04:45 PM): all part of the bigger plan
spies8chance (10:04:54 PM): alternatively, 'muahaha, plan is working perfectly'
spies8dane (10:04:59 PM): ^
spies7cassidy (10:05:37 PM): more killing please
spies8chance (10:05:43 PM): shut up bitch.
burgshmurg (10:05:49 PM): more stfuing please
spies7cassidy (10:05:50 PM): excuse you?
Judge Sam (10:05:56 PM): Do you think the Spies bussed their allies, tried to protect them, or a combination of both?
spies8chance (10:05:57 PM): you're a bitch, right?
spies8chance (10:05:58 PM):
spies8stephanie (10:06:08 PM): both
spies8chance (10:06:08 PM): obviously cinn was bussed.
spies7cassidy (10:06:10 PM): I am, but i'm the QUEEN bitch, and shall be addressed as syuch
spies8chance (10:06:17 PM): nah, that's roxy, i think.
spies7cassidy (10:06:34 PM): WHAT
spies8dane (10:06:35 PM): lol, that's a loaded gun there
spies8mary (10:06:56 PM): Sam, can you hold the viewer down so I can administer a sedative please?
spies8dane (10:07:05 PM): lol
spies8mary (10:07:13 PM): Hopefully she doesn't mind long needles.
spies7cassidy (10:07:14 PM): girl I will shank you
Judge Sam (10:07:22 PM): I wanted to ask, does anyone remaining in the game have vacations / moving to school / big things coming up for the rest of the month?
Judge Sam (10:07:27 PM): I know Hambone is away until the 20th
spies8dane (10:07:29 PM): school starts in a week
Judge Sam (10:07:51 PM): Because with so few people if one person is gone its like a big chunk of the game so let me know if you are.
spies8mary (10:07:51 PM): I have a short trip to a sister institution in late August.
Judge Sam (10:08:07 PM): I think we'll be good though.
spies8jasmine (10:08:17 PM): i move to school this weekend
spies8jasmine (10:08:20 PM): classes start 23rd
spies8jasmine (10:08:22 PM): but i dont vote
spies8jasmine (10:08:23 PM):
spies8dane (10:08:31 PM): true dat
spies8chance (10:08:42 PM): doesn't mean you're not a spy, jasmine darling.
spies8rondak (10:08:52 PM): I'm at school right now -._
spies8rondak (10:08:55 PM): ._.*
Judge Sam (10:08:56 PM): One last question.
spies8chance (10:09:02 PM): school starts for me soon, but i'll be fine.
Judge Sam (10:09:04 PM): If nominations came back this round, who do you think would have been nominated?
spies8chance (10:09:11 PM): kiara and dane.
spies8dane (10:09:12 PM): me and kiara
spies8chance (10:09:25 PM): outside shot at stephanie because people are retarded.
spies8chance (10:09:30 PM): just kidding, love you all!
spies8jasmine (10:09:38 PM): STEPHANIE IS A SPY
spies8chance (10:09:44 PM): yeah, no.
burgshmurg (10:09:48 PM): Not all who wander are lost.
ra1ndrops2day (10:10:01 PM): shmurg is a funny word.
spies8chance (10:10:18 PM): i see jenny, i think.
spies8chance (10:10:20 PM): hi jenny!
spies7cassidy (10:10:23 PM): viewers should view, not talk
Judge Sam (10:10:27 PM): One final question. Jasmine, what is it like being in the game without a vote? Do you find players still listen to your opinions?
spies8dane (10:10:31 PM): look who's talking
ra1ndrops2day (10:10:32 PM): um...
spies8chance (10:10:34 PM): jasmine who?
ra1ndrops2day (10:10:35 PM): thanks dane
spies8jasmine (10:10:36 PM): Nobody listens to my opinions.
spies8jasmine (10:10:51 PM): its horrible and depressing
spies8jasmine (10:10:57 PM): i should get my vote back
spies8stephanie (10:11:03 PM): well we did when you had decent opinions like larry
spies8chance (10:11:05 PM): spies6jason had the emo shtick.
spies8dane (10:11:07 PM): don't do it!
spies8dane (10:11:10 PM): don't give it back!
spies8chance (10:11:15 PM): clearly emos are spies. exile jasmine!
Judge Sam (10:11:17 PM): Should Jasmine get her vote back?
spies8chance (10:11:20 PM): no.
spies8dane (10:11:20 PM): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
spies8jasmine (10:11:22 PM): ..
ra1ndrops2day (10:11:27 PM):
spies8stephanie (10:11:28 PM): not if she's going to vote me
Judge Sam (10:11:39 PM): The votes are in.
Judge Sam (10:11:46 PM): It's now time to find out who has been Exiled under suspicion of being a Spy.
spies8rondak (10:11:46 PM): *gasps*
Judge Sam (10:11:51 PM): First vote:
Judge Sam (10:11:59 PM): Rondak, by Dane.
Judge Sam (10:12:11 PM): Rondak earns himself another vote for the third straight Exile... will he rack them up again?
spies8chance (10:12:13 PM): *coughthrowaway*
Judge Sam (10:12:14 PM): Second vote:
spies8dane (10:12:20 PM): you shut your face
spies8chance (10:12:23 PM): it's true.
spies8dane (10:12:25 PM): your ugly ugly face
Judge Sam (10:12:25 PM): Dane, by Rondak.
spies8dane (10:12:29 PM):
spies8rondak (10:12:30 PM): burn
spies8dane (10:12:35 PM): actually unexpected
Judge Sam (10:12:37 PM): Rondak returns the favor to Dane...
spies8chance (10:12:40 PM): haha.
spies8dane (10:12:41 PM): thought you were all over kiara
Judge Sam (10:12:44 PM): Third vote:
Judge Sam (10:12:50 PM): Stephanie, by Kiara.
spies8chance (10:12:55 PM): clearly.
Judge Sam (10:13:04 PM): One vote Stephanie, Rondak, and Dane. Four votes remain.
spies8dane (10:13:13 PM): SURPRISE
spies8dane (10:13:17 PM): ALL FOR KIARA
Judge Sam (10:13:18 PM): Next up:
spies8rondak (10:13:24 PM): kiara by steph
Judge Sam (10:13:25 PM): ----------, by Jasmine, because she can't vote.
spies8dane (10:13:29 PM): rofl
spies8jasmine (10:13:29 PM):
spies8rondak (10:13:30 PM): lol
spies8chance (10:13:30 PM): bahahahaha.
ra1ndrops2day (10:13:30 PM): LOL.
spies8chance (10:13:31 PM): poor jasmine.
Judge Sam (10:13:33 PM): One vote Stephanie, Rondak, and Dane.
Judge Sam (10:13:42 PM): Fourth vote:
Judge Sam (10:13:46 PM): Dane, by Chance.
spies8chance (10:13:49 PM): hi dane.
spies8dane (10:13:56 PM): awww, did you do a blindside on me?
spies8dane (10:13:57 PM): I'm touched
spies8chance (10:13:58 PM): yes.
spies8chance (10:14:00 PM): <3
spies8dane (10:14:01 PM): enjoy your game loss
Judge Sam (10:14:06 PM): Two votes for Dane, one for Rondak and Stephanie.
Judge Sam (10:14:07 PM): Fifth vote:
spies8dane (10:14:08 PM): cause I'm a pr cit bitch
Judge Sam (10:14:14 PM): Dane, by Mary.
spies8jasmine (10:14:16 PM): you have a pr?
spies8dane (10:14:20 PM): too late now
Judge Sam (10:14:27 PM): Dane: 3. Rondak: 1. Stephanie: 1.
Judge Sam (10:14:34 PM): Sixth vote:
Judge Sam (10:14:47 PM): Dane, by Stephanie.
Judge Sam (10:14:49 PM): Dane, by Hambone.
spies8dane (10:14:51 PM): lol
Judge Sam (10:14:59 PM): Dane, with 5 votes, you have been Exiled from the Burg under suspicion of being a Spy. It's your time to go.
spies8dane (10:15:00 PM): you all royally fucked yourselves over
spies8dane (10:15:11 PM): can I wait for the verdict?
spies8jasmine (10:15:19 PM): whoever started this secretiv voting, it was cool with lawrence. but you really should get bk to just posting correct votes in the forum. fucking idiots.
Judge Sam (10:15:33 PM): Dane, it was good to have you play, thanks for always voting and posting conversations. You're fun to talk to. =)
spies8dane (10:15:38 PM):
spies8chance (10:15:41 PM): for who?
Judge Sam (10:15:52 PM): If you could exit the chat, the transcript will be posted shortly for the reaction.
spies8dane (10:15:59 PM): toodles tards
Judge Sam (10:16:13 PM): Dane has been sent out from the Burg in what some are saying was a surprise vote...
Judge Sam (10:16:28 PM): But were the Spies truly surprised by this outcome?
spies8rondak (10:16:30 PM):
Judge Sam (10:16:45 PM): It's time to find out Dane's Alignment.
spies8rondak (10:16:53 PM): third party!
Judge Sam (10:17:16 PM): I will tell you Dane's Alignment...
Judge Sam (10:17:23 PM): after the break. *cheesy smile*
spies8chance (10:17:26 PM): .....
ra1ndrops2day (10:17:26 PM): x_
ra1ndrops2day (10:17:27 PM): x
spies8chance (10:17:30 PM): that's not fair.
ra1ndrops2day (10:17:31 PM): x__x
spies7cassidy (10:17:32 PM): rofl
ra1ndrops2day (10:17:33 PM): x___x
Judge Sam (10:17:35 PM): I've got to pay the bills somehow!
spies8stephanie (10:17:36 PM): ack! wtf?
Judge Sam (10:17:45 PM): Brought to you by Proactive.
spies8rondak (10:17:49 PM): this exile is brought to you by...
spies8chance (10:17:49 PM): wtf do bills have to do with anything?
Judge Sam (10:17:50 PM): Be proactive. Treat your acne today.
viewernotgert (10:17:52 PM): No E.
spies7cassidy (10:18:04 PM): or use magic
Judge Sam (10:18:13 PM): We're back on Spies 8: The Bribe, where Dane was just shockingly Exiled in a 5-1-1 vote.
spies8stephanie (10:18:15 PM): should be an eye product?
spies8rondak (10:18:19 PM): *uses magical vote switch*
Judge Sam (10:18:25 PM): It is now time to find out Dane's alignment.
Judge Sam (10:18:27 PM): Dane was a....
spies8stephanie (10:18:29 PM): 1-800-contacts or something
spies8chance (10:18:31 PM): i would have been so mad.
spies8rondak (10:18:31 PM): *drumroll*
Judge Sam (10:18:45 PM): Citizen.
spies8chance (10:18:50 PM): ...fuck.
spies8rondak (10:18:51 PM): D:
spies7cassidy (10:18:54 PM): lol
spies8mary (10:18:58 PM): Oh boy.
ra1ndrops2day (10:18:59 PM): good job citizens
ra1ndrops2day (10:19:00 PM):
spies8jasmine (10:19:01 PM): So now maybe you guys can stop the secertive votes, thanks.
spies8chance (10:19:06 PM): oh, whine.
spies9felix (10:19:07 PM): yay! <3
ra1ndrops2day (10:19:08 PM): lol jk yall sux bai
Judge Sam (10:19:29 PM): A Citizen has left us.
spies8rondak (10:19:38 PM): are we all going to die
Judge Sam (10:19:39 PM): Tomorrow and Wednesday are days off. Imprisonment #12 will be Friday.
Judge Sam (10:20:00 PM): After that 6 players and 5 voters remain. And 2 Spies.
spies8chance (10:20:03 PM): claiming a role after getting votes is a bullshit move, tbh.
spies8jasmine (10:20:25 PM): Mary and either Hambone/Stephanie = the final spies.
spies8jasmine (10:20:28 PM):
Judge Sam (10:20:29 PM): Hoping for Exile #12 on Sunday. That's all for tonight... I really enjoyed the past players activity, and thank you for thanking me in it.
Judge Sam (10:20:36 PM): Good night!

[Hambone]

shit =/

Chance, you have some explaining to do. Last week this blindside was awesome, but this week you literally forced Me/Steph to switch our votes from Kiara to Dane and that pissed the both of us off. You signed on for a minute, told us you switched your vote, told us to do the same, said you had to go, and then signed off...

Pretty messed up dude. If this was a Spy move to protect Kiara though then I give you props. If not, then idk what to say. I was fine with voting out Dane OR Kiara, but that last minute switch was just really annoying, especially because it was so forced.

[Jasmine]

^ Hambone is a spy. but I agree, that was a dumb move. But I love how most likely spy hambone is jumping on chance's case for it. No way to make CHance look like scum, but agreed that it needs to stop. 2 spies obviously jumped on that shit. (mary/stephanie/hambone<--one of them lot)

[Hambone]

jasmine take a look in the fucking mirror before you keep calling me out. stupid ass bitch, im sick of you.

*waves MY vote in your face*

Look who can vote bitch Can you vote? Haha, nope.