spies6roxy
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Post by spies6roxy on Aug 8, 2010 15:20:15 GMT -6
I know you all missed my lovely self.  I was busy being amazing.  Oh I'm supposed to post some crap about those boring people I used to have to talk to. Um, I'll post some shit later once I dig some things up.  |
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spies6roxy
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Post by spies6roxy on Aug 8, 2010 16:20:01 GMT -6
The Queen Bitch is back with the scoop. Trust me, some of these bitches are hard to locate. Anyways. Here's what I could find.  Almathea was caught spying on her fellow coworkers. She’s still not good at it. Mei Yun is still bubbly. And annoying. Yvette has written a new novel titled: “Being Lynched by Imbeciles”. It’s a worldwide best seller. Gabriela died. Donald is still smuggling crack through Mirela’s gold tooth…I’m really shocked he hasn’t been arrested yet. Faith was kicked out of her home and is currently living on the streets. Apparently her parents thought she was just as much of a spy as the Burg did. Irispy is currently in the black market industry. She sells “gifts”. Don’t ask me, please. Thor has aged into a haggard beast. I guess blindsides don't work well for his complexion. William is acne free. Thanks Proactiv! Oswald is alive, surprisingly. Reymond was last seen making out with a cardboard cutout of Ariel and doing nerdy things. It’s true. Ariel is attempting to bring people back from the dead with her violin. It hasn’t worked so far. Uh-meal-yuh is still donning her news anchor cut (don’t ask me why). She’s still covering Iris' ass when the cops show up. Tibs has continued to postpone our wedding. I’m not sure why.  Bore-is is currently in jail. He was convicted on multiple charges of stalking young, innocent, women. Surprise, surprise. Georgia (It) is currently a spokesperson for Merriam-Webster, she has apparently bullied countless people into purchasing dictionaries. Gretchen recently achieved world record for eating the most doughnuts. She hasn’t been seen since. Mirela has published a guide on “How to successfully use Fail Logic”. It has been banned in over 50 countries. Levi survived. LOL JK he was hit by the "Jenya bus" and died. Kristy is still a dumb bitch. Obviously. Jenya has successfully gotten a nose job and no longer is confused for a Jewish immigrant. Or a spy. Pete is M.I.A. Jason is still a loner. He spends most of his time spying on people and eating tots. Anyone not listed was too boring to be located. Sorry. Oh, and now to what I've been doing.  Besides my multiple photoshoots and magazine spreads, I have unfortunately been in quite a few fights with people who think they are somehow smarter and more classy than me.  Like that will ever happen. I'm not sure what I will be doing next...maybe writing about how it's so hard to be amazing or something. Or becoming a professional editor. That is my life after all. |
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Post by spies3tenchi on Aug 8, 2010 16:20:51 GMT -6
Mei Yun said "go jump off a cliff, Roxy". I don't know why she would say that... |
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Post by spies4adelaide on Aug 8, 2010 17:24:30 GMT -6
hahahha at gabriela being dead!!!1 i wonder how the other spies oldies are holding up!11 i am glad to hear that about william!
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Savannah
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Post by Savannah on Aug 8, 2010 17:24:36 GMT -6
*edited*
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spies7Kleyton
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whorelite cauncuerer... severely mentally handicapped
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Post by spies7Kleyton on Aug 8, 2010 17:25:06 GMT -6
waitl ittle mermade was in this game LOL
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spies6roxy
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Post by spies6roxy on Aug 8, 2010 17:31:43 GMT -6
Mei Yun said "go jump off a cliff, Roxy". I don't know why she would say that... Neither do I.  |
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Post by spies6levi on Aug 8, 2010 19:39:16 GMT -6
We made fun it It together, and you didn't mention me?
I feel betrayed. Go read a dictionary.
Also . . . Jenya was the Spy with Pete, not Jason.
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spies6roxy
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Post by spies6roxy on Aug 8, 2010 19:45:00 GMT -6
And Levi... survived. LOLJK he was hit by the Jenya bus and died. Is that better.
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Post by spies1Monica on Aug 8, 2010 22:14:28 GMT -6
Gabriela noooo!
But Levi's makes sense!
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Post by spies7queencassidy on Aug 9, 2010 12:37:38 GMT -6
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Queen Bitch? That's funny Everyone knows I'm the real Queen Bitch. Even Sam said so |
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Post by spies4Masaki on Aug 9, 2010 13:46:00 GMT -6
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spies6roxy
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Post by spies6roxy on Aug 9, 2010 14:24:22 GMT -6
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Queen Bitch? That's funny Everyone knows I'm the real Queen Bitch. Even Sam said so Um Cassidy I think we already had this conversation. |
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Post by HENRY on Aug 9, 2010 15:02:19 GMT -6
Anyone not listed was too boring to be located. Sorry. SPEAKING OF BORING, TOOTS, YOU'RE A LOW CALORIE VERSION OF THE ROXY I MET IN DANANG. SHARPEST TRANSSEXUAL I EVER MET--SHE DATED MEN AT NIGHT AND SERVICED SERVICEWOMEN DURING THE DAY. JUST NEEDED TO MOVE HER SCARF FROM HER HEAD TO HER NECK AT NOON TO COVER THE ADAM'S APPLE AND HICKEYS AND SHE WAS GOOD TO GO. I THINK SHE DOES NAILS NOW IN COMPTON IF YOU NEED WORK DONE. |
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spies6roxy
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Post by spies6roxy on Aug 9, 2010 15:13:31 GMT -6
Anyone not listed was too boring to be located. Sorry. SPEAKING OF BORING, TOOTS, YOU'RE A LOW CALORIE VERSION OF THE ROXY I MET IN DANANG. SHARPEST TRANSSEXUAL I EVER MET--SHE DATED MEN AT NIGHT AND SERVICED SERVICEWOMEN DURING THE DAY. JUST NEEDED TO MOVE HER SCARF FROM HER HEAD TO HER NECK AT NOON TO COVER THE ADAM'S APPLE AND HICKEYS AND SHE WAS GOOD TO GO. I THINK SHE DOES NAILS NOW IN COMPTON IF YOU NEED WORK DONE. Is she Cassidy's sister? |
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Post by Spies6Tiberius on Aug 9, 2010 15:49:31 GMT -6
OMG I just had an idea
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Post by spies6ariel on Aug 9, 2010 16:26:40 GMT -6
Hmph. I'll have you know my rendition of Segway - An Ode to Transportation in A flat minor was beautiful enough to resurrect a poor dead bird lying on my windowsill.
However, it did fly into a jet engine turbine shortly thereafter... hmm.
Oh well! -Amused C sharp-
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Post by spies6gabriela's ghost on Aug 10, 2010 15:11:09 GMT -6
*rattles chains*  |
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Post by spies2elaine on Aug 10, 2010 16:56:03 GMT -6
omg poor gabriela. i bet you are in heaven now could you tell me how Apples is doing.  |
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spies6roxy
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Post by spies6roxy on Aug 10, 2010 17:34:23 GMT -6
omg poor gabriela. i bet you are in heaven now could you tell me how Apples is doing. No, she's in hell. |
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Post by spies3tenchi on Aug 11, 2010 0:02:16 GMT -6
*rattles chains* Well at least Judith is not making cookies reappear out of nowhere.... |
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Post by spies6faith on Aug 11, 2010 10:15:45 GMT -6
 Uh, I totally did not get kicked out my multi-million dollar estate. Thanks. My daddy would never do that to me!! <3<3<3
Nice to see everyones wonderful, yet obviously miserable due to lack of money, faces again! [/b]
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Post by Spies6Tiberius on Aug 11, 2010 15:31:29 GMT -6
Gabriella's ghost. I hope you liked my comic book themed speech at your funeral!
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spies6roxy
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Post by spies6roxy on Aug 11, 2010 17:33:50 GMT -6
Uh, I totally did not get kicked out my multi-million dollar estate. Thanks. My daddy would never do that to me!! <3<3<3
Nice to see everyones wonderful, yet obviously miserable due to lack of money, faces again! [/b] [/quote] Well...um...clearly some sources aren't completely reliable. *cough* Tracy's "news" *cough* |
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Post by Sisqo on Aug 12, 2010 13:46:56 GMT -6
Anyone not listed was too boring to be located. Sorry. SPEAKING OF BORING, TOOTS, YOU'RE A LOW CALORIE VERSION OF THE ROXY I MET IN DANANG. SHARPEST TRANSSEXUAL I EVER MET--SHE DATED MEN AT NIGHT AND SERVICED SERVICEWOMEN DURING THE DAY. JUST NEEDED TO MOVE HER SCARF FROM HER HEAD TO HER NECK AT NOON TO COVER THE ADAM'S APPLE AND HICKEYS AND SHE WAS GOOD TO GO. I THINK SHE DOES NAILS NOW IN COMPTON IF YOU NEED WORK DONE. And this is why five spies were silently crying at their keyboards having just agreed that they had no option but to imprison Henry... |
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