Mary's Critiques

[tonisha]

mery had mes up min
its thots as scery as sin
n evry wer dat mery wen
her sanenty nevr ben

diz crazy kid nam max 1 dey
did folow her 2 skool
but hambon beet da shit out of him
cuz dat ass is fukn cruel

but den latr on dat day
he sed he maid it up
4 der wuz no max at skol 2day,
n hambone show maree wassup

so da moral of diz sotry iz
dat ur fake frends dont fin spys
disregrd doze words dey say
az filty trechruz liez

love,

doc

[tonisha]

Porque no es Mary? Where you be, chica? You keep yourself on the downlow and out of sight, si? People, they be wonderin', 'Donde es Mary?' and you show up at the last second. You keep secrets and only tell them to certain people, si? That ain't good for the burg. Spies gusta the secrets a whole lot more than the cits do. You oughta be more up front with the burg, chica.

[tonisha]

MARY-

[tonisha]

To Mary:

Crazy bitches get exiled. Period. I know from personal experience, my dear girl.

It doesn't matter whether you're a Spy like Adrasteia or a Citizen like me. Eventually the kids realize you have the devil in you and poof, you're gone.

After you're gone, everyone will tell you it was your own fault. Don't listen to them. After all, they're all Spies in one way or another. And those Spies for Jesus are the worst kind.

I have to go. Satan's on line 2.

Love,
Martha

[tonisha]

Game play thus far, what game play? If you are a citizen, you should step up your game and activity. If A spy, you should probably self-exile yourself out.

[tonisha]

You are an interesting character. Obviously you know that, but what you don't know is that I have secretly invaded your hospital by castrating myself and getting admitted as a patient. Understand that this will lead to your certain doom. A little bird once told me that nurses are the most suspicious and shifty people in the universe. Really, I don't talk to birds often, but this particular bird had some great stories to share, and was a really good story teller, so I listened. Even if what he said was false, I can't help but worry about you now.

But anyway, I'm supposed to be critiquing your game play here. Really, you've done a solid job so far with your suspicions. I guess your Chance votes are probably correct, and your earlier votes on Magalie were good as well. And unfortunately, other than that, what have you really done? Nobody seems to know all of your other suspects, though I'm sure you've told a few people. Obviously you don't want to tell the whole world, but you might want to at least tell some people so that your suspicions don't die with you when I'm done with my diabolical plan. Respect my authority.

Danger can be averted, though, because there is a secret message within this message; a simple code that tells you what I really think of you, and you'll never figure it out because it's very hard, even though I just said that it is simple. Catch all that? Sweet. Ok, so if you want to improve your game, you should probably try to be more proactive about your suspicions and try to lead more than you're currently doing. Winning takes leaders, and you must be a leader, unless you're a Spy, in which case don't bother leading, just roll over and die, please. Always be out in front, taking it to the Spies and letting them have it. Take this advice to heart, or die a horrible death by the hands of a man who castrated himself. Creepy, huh?
Hell, this is too long of a critique now, so it's time to wrap up. Only fools ramble on like fools, because that's foolish. Under no circumstance should you try to eject me from your hospital, because if you do, my minions will descend upon you in great force. Ta ta, Mary.

[Mary]

Who is Brianna Ordecee? The name sounds familiar, and I believe they may have once been a patient of mine at the hospital.

Also, I don't know any Max, doc.

[Jasmine]

Ok, so if you want to improve your game, you should probably try to be more proactive about your suspicions and try to lead more than you're currently doing.

^ I agree with this. I think mary is the shit, and if you lead..I'd defo listen to what you have to say more. Your the shit mary, and anything positive in this thread..I agree with!!


Game play thus far, what game play? If you are a citizen, you should step up your game and activity. If A spy, you should probably self-exile yourself out.

FUCK YOU! To whomever wrote this. Didn't you write this same thing in mine? You go exile yourself, I'll buy you the noose. What a loser. YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST WROTE SOMETHING NEW FOR MARY OR FOR ME, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO WRITE THE SAME THING, BASICALLY!! I totally disagree with this!

MARY ROCKS!!

I think you should make your suspects known more now, that is for sure! Mary, you rock!